Definitions by TR Arterburn
reverse reportage
A journalistic strategy in which the reporter reverses the investigative process to reveal their difficulty in publicizing the story. They delay obtaining facts, statistics and empirical data to expose the human roadblocks they encounter when covering a topic.
Go reverse reportage on these people and show the public what they are trying to hide via intimidation, personal attack, ridicule, legal maneuvers, threats of arrest and bodily harm.
reverse reportage by TR Arterburn May 31, 2026
golfinatrix
A woman who oversees the game of golf with formidable, aggressive, or strictly disciplined skill; one who dominates the clubhouse bar, accepts zero excuses for spikes on the linoleum, and hands out severe mental penalties for commandeering a golf cart in order to dog elitist golfers on the first tee.
golfinatrix by TR Arterburn May 30, 2026
word trafficker
A person who trades in words; a sophist, an idea thief or a writer who compromises literary integrity for commercial or personal gain.
The word trafficker is a “mercenary pen”— a practitioner of high-stakes textual arbitrage; one who aggressively manipulates, redefines, or smuggles newly minted language across digital boundaries to bypass established institutional gatekeepers or algorithmic filters.
word trafficker by TR Arterburn May 16, 2026
corgiatric service dog
Royal Pembroke Welsh Corgi tasked with deep penetration therapy, anxiety attack reaction, self harm prevention, mood swing stabilization and antisocial reversal.
My corgiatric service dog rolls without a vest, do-not-pet emblem and total regard for acceptable service animal conduct because we’re both neurodivergent, bro!
corgiatric service dog by TR Arterburn April 26, 2026
Corginatrix
A female Royal Pembroke Welsh Corgi who exercises absolute, unquestioned authority over a household, neighborhood, public space or specific patch of sunlit carpet.
Whatever you say, Corginatrix!
Corginatrix by TR Arterburn April 7, 2026
delusionaries
A group of half-wit, pie-in-the-sky dopamine addicts easily coerced into bad decisions with bright lights, loud dance music and the power of psycho-babble suggestion.
Listen up, delusionaries! You can own a perpetual bank-account-bleeding Vegas timeshare for what you spend on booze, smokes, vapes, pay TV and porn every month!
delusionaries by TR Arterburn March 26, 2026
covert corgi
Clandestine canine operative assigned to bone up on interesting and/or irregular facets of human nature.
covert corgi by TR Arterburn March 26, 2026