TOm's definitions

the mighty trin

Trinity College, Oxford.

The mighty trin will rise again.

by Tom December 19, 2004

delestic

the deslexic spelling for deslexic

today i found out i was delestic

by Tom September 6, 2003

definectimy

when you open somebody up shit in them and sew them up again.

i shall procede in doing a definectimy

by tom November 26, 2003

XXL

v. Describes the size of clothing worn by your mother

"That sweater is XXL"

by tom November 20, 2002

hair pie

Particularly hairy snatch, also commonly referred to as the 'hip-to-hip wookie bush'

Her hair pie was so full, even her grannie panties could not contain it.

by tom December 7, 2004

mixed bag

a mixture of races combining to produce offspring

justin pulled a mixed bag
marcus would like to pull a mixed bag

by tom May 1, 2003

Signature Finish

My patented move where I ejaculate my "liquid pearls" with care onto a woman’s face or other desirable area. The signature finish is used to finish off an intense session of sexual intercourse and in extreme circumstances my signature finish is used to mark my territory.

After I satisfied my woman in every way she could imagine, I left my signature finish on her back to remind her of me.
Or
Don’t eat that pizza, Tom is mad at Troy and left his signature finish on it.

by Tom January 26, 2005