TOm's definitions

APT

amillennial postapocalyptic transformaton

I pried the gun from my dead friend's hand. His face was a puddle of goo. I turned the gun toward the advancing army of APTs and shouted, "This is for Larry!!!"

by Tom March 30, 2005

splastic

conjunction of plastic and spastic - splastic:
the stage of inebriation where you are still able to stand up, but not without swaying gently from side to side. maybe the occasional lurch.

after a session at the espy last sunday dave was completely splastic and got chucked out.

by Tom January 6, 2005

snow bunny

white girl friend or ho

hey snow bunny! (accectionate way of usage)
Damn you'se a snow bunny, come over and show we what you're like!

by tom March 10, 2004

snook

n. Person who greedly smokes weed and assumes the responsibility of starting the session.

Jake again came without any gang and started a bowl that i packed, what a god damn snook!

by Tom November 10, 2003

gurty

kinda like great or fat

a bloody gurty house

by tom April 19, 2003

ring out

Said when requesting someone, like kong, to piss the hell off from the current conversation.

Hey Kongo ring out you loser, we all hate you

by Tom May 4, 2004

SFA

Sweet Fucking All

Diet Pepsi has sfa sugar.

by Tom November 22, 2003