TOm's definitions

smoothie

1. Female genitalia in an uncorrupted state, i.e. no loosy goosy and no discoloration, and usually shaved cleanly.
2. A girl who has a smoothie.

1. Man look at this pussy, there's no roast beef, it's a smoothie!
2. Man, that girl is definitely a smoothie!

by tom April 25, 2004

screwed

1. To be in serious trouble.
2. A word describing something in a state of disrepair.
3. A word to describe a person who is heavily under the influence of alcohol and/or narcotic material, to an extent where it affects their behavioural patterns.

1. "When my parents found out I killed their parrot, I'm screwed!"
2. "Wow, someone screwed that car up pretty bad!"
3. "Wow, that guy is screwed!"

by Tom September 17, 2003

moohaha

A Monotonic laugh said with little to no emotion.

"Really funny joke!"
"Moohaha

by Tom April 20, 2005

The Show

A part game show, part talk show, hosted by Homestar Runner.

BUZZ! "Oh, I'm sowwy. The cowwect answew... was 'e-mail'."

by Tom December 18, 2003

preps

The wealthy class of teens often cruelly capitalizes on their superior access to money and social power which builds animosity within the less privileged classes. The wealthy class develop among themselves a system of dress and demeanor that is very much akin to their fraternity and sorority counterpart which eventually matures into the business and country club community of adults. Preppiness, in such a way, is really the earliest exhibition of the wealthy attempting to subvert and dominate the poor that the average American experiences while growing up.

Dirt poor bastard wearing clothes from Salvation Army: "Dude, that guy's wearing a pink sweater and looks like a cocky prick."

Principal: "Now that's no way to talk about your fellow classmates. Zack Morris is one of the wealthiest students at this school... although he is known for his hillarious shinanigans."

Dirt poor bastard wearing clothes from Salvation Army: "Look, he's got that smaller poorer kid in a headlock."

Principal: "Oh I'm sure that kid deserves it, but you can see me in detention for using the curse word, 'prick'."

by Tom March 30, 2005

hij

Nickname of tom higham and used to describe him.

Oh my dayz did you see hij last night?

by tom November 1, 2004

Chevy

1. An abbreviation of Chevrolet, an American car manufacturer owned by General Motors.

"Hank sure has a nice Chevy"

by Tom September 17, 2003