blotto box

a device that can supposebly disrupt aintire area code like the whole downtown chicago area

dont try to instal a blotto box because it would be a federal offense

by tom March 21, 2005

Zooted

being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..

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by tom January 12, 2004

robotrip

The act of getting high on cough syrup containing
Dextromethorophan Hyrdobromide (DXM for short)
Robitussin, a popular cough syrup abused, contains DXM, therefore, it is called a "robotrip"

Last night I robotripped my brain away. I was singing and dancing and eating cookies with Big Bird and his pal Snuffleupagus and then I talked to Edgar Allen Poe for an hour or so. Wow, what a great robotrip.

by Tom February 09, 2003

chatchup

When you have a chat with someone on the phone to catch up, as opposed to meeting in person.

Gosh you've been gone for so long now! When suits you for a chatchup?

by tom October 12, 2020

Wankspittle

The dribble of wank at the corner of a careless wiper's mouth.

Emily, You've left a bit of wankspittle.

by Tom November 13, 2003

Miguel drunk

A state in which one of your shorter friends drinks too much. Usually containing but not limited to the following symptoms: Lose of volume controll, belligerent threats to their friends, uncontrollable ripping of fabricks, attempting the 300$$ challenge, late night booty calls, and grinding up against questionably hot asian girls.
If you or any of your friends ever get miguel drunk, please contact a professional emergancy response team because if the state worsens violence may occure

Damn son, you got Miguel Drunk last night and punched a hole through my floor!!

by tom March 18, 2005

tardking

A very large and mean retard who beats up and makes fun of all the other tards at school

The tardking just punched the tard who was eating lunch.

by Tom December 22, 2004