Coming Thwimming?

a offer, commonly from a closet lesbian, inviting her straight friends to go swimming in the hope that she'll see them naked.
Ow girls, are ew coming thwimming?
by Tom May 02, 2003
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Damn Yankees

Damn Yankee is the Yankee who came South and stayed as opposed to the goodYankee who came South to visit and left.
That Damn Yankee, John Smith, came south and stayed.
by Tom January 18, 2004
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delestic

the deslexic spelling for deslexic
today i found out i was delestic
by Tom September 06, 2003
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wolfbanging

When you partake in anal sex, when the man is about to orgasm he sticks his fingers down his partners throat to make them puke, thus making her arse hole muslce tighten and make the orgasm feel better.
Arrrgh wolfbanging is horribel!!
by Tom December 31, 2004
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Fagoteer

Literally means someone who wields a fag. As a musketeer holds a gun, a fagoteer has a fag or cigarette. Translated into modern terms: a smoker; someone who smokes.

Not to be mistaken by fag or faggot. This word has nothing to do with sexual preference at all.
John: Dude, I can't breathe in yo momma's house, she's more a fagoteer than I thought!
by Tom October 04, 2004
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monkey pubes

Means a monkeys pubic hair or hairy pistachio nuts
comes from the mind of people who have nothing better to do all day but sit around and post things on the internet for no apparent reason
Geez this nut has monkey pubes
by Tom April 01, 2004
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Quief

Bitch did u just fart?
No wen im fucking sometimes my pussy farts
by tom May 30, 2003
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