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obnoxious basketball guy 

some guy who is obsessed with basketball. their favorite month is march because of march madness. when their team gets a goal it comes close to getting a goal, they get super loud. when confronted about their obsession, they get super defensive about it.

obnoxious basketball guy: WOOOO PURDUE WON!

hobo 2: stfu

obnoxious basketball guy by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 24, 2024

rock 

hard dick

hobo 1: i love rocks

hobo 2: fag

rock by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 13, 2024

morgz 

walmart mr beast

morgz better pucker up cuz he can kiss my ass

morgz by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 18, 2024

aaron 

drank toxic water from marine base camp legune, and now has non Hodgkin’s lymphoma

sup aaron

aaron by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 4, 2024

Democrat 

Someone who wakes up in the morning, turns on MSNBC, then gets in there electric car to get an abortion.

see? i just summed up a democrat in 5 seconds

Democrat by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 21, 2023

mayonnaise 

burger sauce, dumbass

mayonnaise more like mayonnaids

mayonnaise by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 18, 2023

grimace

ronald mcdonald’s autistic friend

grimace sucks

grimace by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 9, 2023