TONY's definitions

Swiss Goggles

A sexual activity which involves the male putting his testicles on the eyes of his partner.

Oh Jesus, he just gave her the swiss goggles.

by Tony November 7, 2003

black album

Metallica album released in 1991, it was officially self-titled, it was nicknamed "black album" after the completely dark black art cover. Metallica's most popular album, sold over 10 million copies.

the Black Album may have made them the biggest selling heavy metal band, but Master of Puppets is their best album in my opinion.

by Tony March 10, 2004

hurtufl

When you want to let someone know they causing distress to your feelings, but you are bad at English.

Whenevr I cnat type good everyeonew says hurtufl thins too me.

by Tony March 7, 2023

lunix

an "open source" meal. (ie. free lunch)

i hope a drug rep provides lunix.

by Tony June 26, 2006

melatits

Any women by the name of Melanie who has great big tits.

I love it when Melatits comes over to cook.

by Tony February 24, 2005

double decker

When you take a deuce in the upper tank of the toilet. Leaving the owners to believe the toilet is broken, since the water comes out brown and pieces of fieces. This continues until someone either scoops it out of the upper tank or it dissolves.

Usually happens at mad crazy house parties or when someone mad dogs another person and allows them to use their bathroom.

by Tony April 21, 2004

four 20

Marijuana a time of the day when one smokes marijuana

A time or date when one smokes marijuana

by Tony April 22, 2005