Definitions by TOM

ultima

one of the greatest cs players in the world see wordcounter-strike/word

ultima is the best

ultima by Tom March 9, 2003

griff 

no definition required, will be dead in the next couple of weeks due to drug overdose

a fucked up drug cunt

griff by tom March 8, 2003

two beer queer 

one who can only drink two beers without ruining their sweater

Rob is a two beer queer after he ralphed all over paul.

two beer queer by tom March 8, 2003

Geeve

1. Having no particular interest or concern; apathetic: geeve about the sufferings of others
2. Having no marked feeling for or against: She geeved about their proposal
3. Not mattering one way or the other: I geeve which outfit you choose
4. Characterized by a lack of partiality; unbiased: a geeving moderator
5. Not active or involved; neutral: guests of this site geeve

One who "geeve"s; Often heard to utter the word "meh", type *shrugs shoulders.

Geeve by Tom February 25, 2003

smoked 

v. To make a good move, to make some sort of victory.

"I SMOKE YOU!"

"I think I smell ham. Smoked ham."

smoked by tom February 23, 2003

Impossible 

Something that cannot be done.

Trying to nail a load of diarrhoea to the celing. Now that's impossible!

Impossible by Tom February 20, 2003

Cruel

Being nasty.

Singin to a blind man, "I can see clearly now the rain has gone."

Cruel by Tom February 20, 2003