monkey nuts

Choocolate covered carmel-almond clusters. Could also be cashew, peanut, or any other type of nut.

Hey, what are those, monkey nuts?

by Tom January 07, 2003

The Tean Corner

A corner of computers at Leek collge where Emma tom and scott sit and talk about things such as bags of wank

Emma brought some chewits back from wilko's to the tean corner

by Tom March 09, 2004

Damn Yankees

Damn Yankee is the Yankee who came South and stayed as opposed to the goodYankee who came South to visit and left.

That Damn Yankee, John Smith, came south and stayed.

by Tom January 18, 2004

Pouch

a slang term to describe a hot woman, one you would dream about having sex with. Can be coupled with other words and adverbs.

From the use of pouch as the vagina. as in "i want her pouch"

"dude, that chick is puch"
"she is pouchtastic"
Guy out the window of a car yelling at a woman: "PPPPOOOOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHH"
"Man this place is PC: Pouch City"

by Tom January 10, 2005

fighter jet

Fighting aircraft designed to destroy other military hardware

The fighter jet blew the other plane clean out the sky!

by Tom April 04, 2003

starbucks

Starbucks, also known as, crack for rich people.

Junkie 1: Dude, my drug dealer got shot yesterday. What am I going to do?
Junkie 2: Lets go to Starbucks and get a Mocha.
Junkie 1: No there's no way I could afford that.
Junkie 2: I guess you'll just have to stick to inhaling cans of computer Dust-off again.

by Tom May 13, 2005

sour apple

when a girl dosen't cleen her self her pussy may smell verry faul

kate has a sour apple

by tom November 25, 2003