TOM's definitions

Parksnine

An obsession of the number nine that is completely uncontrollable to the point that you can't life without nine.

Yo, you crazy bitch, stop with the parksnine and lets get goin

by Tom October 22, 2004

Hway

A sexy person who love port vale

Hway bums vale, Hway is sexy

by tom July 25, 2004

evil soap

Also known as IncubusVoid, evil pepper, and suspendingboy.

This guy rules over the internet, he can do ANYTHING! he writes hacks and stuff, and runs a self written operating system loosely based on Linux. He plays StarCraft and Diablo regularly.

Guy1: Dude, what happened to your computer?
Guy2 (victom): evil soap (or other nickname) hacked me... i am emotionally ruined.

by Tom May 2, 2004

Punt-Fucking

A post-intercourse act performed by the male, primarily characterized by a kick to the female vagina.

I was punt-fucking Jill last night and my foot got caught in her vagina.

by TOM November 17, 2004

pandy

A quiet, clean looking, rosie-cheeked, cherubic young male with no facial hair who has yet to realise that he is possibly very queer

I think you should date me Susan becaus frankly I think Greg's a little pandy.

by Tom July 17, 2003

lagnaf

let's all get nude & frolic!
(this is a better definition when the word is used in the office)

LAGNAF - "Let's all get nude & frolic"

by Tom January 20, 2004

Fawful

Resident of the Beanbean Kingdom. Servant of Cackletta. Learned English from CATS. Your lives that he spits on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid.

"OUCH! Hotness! It is the overheat!"

by Tom December 31, 2003