TOM's definitions

mixed bag

a mixture of races combining to produce offspring

justin pulled a mixed bag
marcus would like to pull a mixed bag

by tom May 1, 2003

lag

Everything in the world that sucks/ fails/ pisses you off in general

Wow.. Rob really lags

by Tom March 21, 2005

Kling-ons

small poo nuggets that get stuck to the hair of the anus!

What has the starship enterprise and loo roll got in common?
They both fly around uranus searching for kling-ons!

by ToM August 2, 2003

problem solver

Used in rap, means a gun.

Ill bring my problem solver, never know when shit might get live.

by tom October 30, 2004

Spasmoidal

When something is particularly badly done/made like it was a Spaz doing it.

The Welsh

by Tom November 13, 2003

XXL

v. Describes the size of clothing worn by your mother

"That sweater is XXL"

by tom November 20, 2002

hair pie

Particularly hairy snatch, also commonly referred to as the 'hip-to-hip wookie bush'

Her hair pie was so full, even her grannie panties could not contain it.

by tom December 7, 2004