splastic

conjunction of plastic and spastic - splastic:
the stage of inebriation where you are still able to stand up, but not without swaying gently from side to side. maybe the occasional lurch.

after a session at the espy last sunday dave was completely splastic and got chucked out.

by Tom January 06, 2005

bainspiration

A special type of inspiration.

Today's bainspiration is: "Drive past nine, she's fine"

by Tom June 19, 2006

chuckalicious

A term used when a person named Chuck decides to get nekked.

Chuck is simply, chuckalicious!

by Tom March 17, 2003

Smuck Teams

An uneven distribution of talent in a sporting contest, usually the result of a gym teacher dividing up a class of students, rather than letting two kids pick. Originates in New England.

"C'mon, Mr. Davis, you can't let Glenn, Charlie and David all be together for kickball. It'll be smuck teams."

by Tom May 15, 2004

cumcast

degrading name for the isp of comcast

cumcast has way to much lag

by tom December 05, 2003

Zeeky H. Bomb

A character in "The Demented Cartoon Movie". Shows up at random times and causes nuclear explosions by saying "zeeky boogy doog!".

Reporter: "What do you have to say in your defense?"
...
Zeeky: "Zeeky boogy doog!"
(nuclear explosion)

by Tom January 17, 2004

skata

kourades.... (greek)

po po kati kourades!!!

by tom December 04, 2003