Definitions by TOM

Cockass 

It's the offspring of a Donkey and a rooster

Look at that baby Cockass

Cockass by Tom August 17, 2004

g up 

To accessorise one's person with a large quantity of branded, loose-fitting clothing and gold jewellery in the manner of a rap superstar, because you think it's cool.

That blowhard Jim tries to g up but he's no pimp daddy.

g up by Tom August 5, 2004

cum bain-marie 

A scrunt who has that much festering man milk up in her foetal pressure cooker that it is running down the insides if her thighs and leaving a trail behind her

Hey Baz and Petro, look at that tall ugly cum bain-marie over their on the road fisting her self, i'd sure like to stick my meat glock in her and punch her ovaries out through her nostrils.

cum bain-marie by Tom August 1, 2004

urwin 

A tall and incredibly handsome teenager, with an uncanny ability for both playing the guitar and pimping hoes.

Jeez have you seen Jackie over there with that right "urwin"

urwin by TOM August 1, 2004

Arthur Dent 

2nd last remaining earth creature. Survived the destruction of earth (...was destroyed to make way for a new space-hyper bypass)

Arthur Dent could never get the hang thursdays.

Arthur Dent by Tom August 1, 2004

Zaphod Beeblebrox 

former galatic president; cool cat who really knows where his towel is

Zaphod Beeblebrox is a knee-biter

Zaphod Beeblebrox by Tom August 1, 2004

hot boxing 

getting into a car, rolling up the windows and getting high. The whole purpose of this event is to celebrate manhood by lighting up joints in a closed car, therefore inhaling more of that pure weed smoke.

Me and Rob went hotboxing in his car, we got faded as fuck.

hot boxing by tom July 30, 2004