Definitions by TODD

M.I.F. 

Mom I Fucked

Guy 1:Kevin's mom is the ultimate milf
Guy 2:Nah dude shes a mif
Guy 1:What's a mif?
Guy 2:Mom I Fucked

M.I.F. by Todd April 20, 2004

hygiene impaired squeegee technicians

please refer to bums as hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now

person; look at that bum taking a shit in the box
other person; they're called hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; screw political correctness

hygiene impaired squeegee technicians by todd March 26, 2004

to pull a mark 

to say the dumbest thing possible at the worst possible time and then completely deny that you said it

(while dark outside)
Mark: what time is it?
Person: 3:00
Mark: in the morning?
Person: Are u dumb or just plain gay
Mark: (looks outside) SHU-UP!

to pull a mark by TODD March 25, 2004

Shizwack 

to be messed up, confused, to be in the wrong order.

"I have to restart my computer, it's gone shizwack."

"Don't listen to what he says, he's shizwack"

Shizwack by Todd March 23, 2004

stupajew 

a stupid jew

man, adam is such a stupajew

stupajew by todd March 19, 2004

dis-n-dat

An idiom composed of the demonstrative pronouns DIS and DAT that is vague filler for "not much."

Also known as: dis 'n' dat

Hey bruddah, what's the haps?
Ahh, not much, jus' da little of dis 'n' dat.

dis-n-dat by Todd February 24, 2004

ogopogo

the american version of the loch ness monster that lives in lake champlain

oh on mo its ogopogo

ogopogo by Todd January 15, 2004