ODE

Online Display of Emotion

When someone updates their Social Media page with exactly how they're feeling emotionally at that point in time.

Usually reserved for feminine types who want to tell the world of their love, hopes, despair etc. For some, it's an annoying byproduct of social media that you have to put up with. But many people live off it and give a heartfelt comment in reply.
Joe: it's KILLING me not to be able to come see you. literally feel my heart breaking as i type this.

Sarah: Feeling vry lonly, wish my man was here for cuddles (heart).

Jude: Why can't I get everything I want? Life can be so cruel :(

Ken: FML these crowded buses make me angry!!!

Barry: Damn ... I hate reading all these ODE's.
by TMA-1 April 12, 2010
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vagina bullet

Simply put - a tampon.

Name given due to a tampon's striking familiarity with the bullet shape.
Wife: "Honey, can you get me some vagina bullets while you're down the store? And please don't get super-sized ones in a vain attempt to make the checkout chick think you have a huge cock."

Husband: (awkward silence)
by TMA-1 March 04, 2009
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