TMA-1's definitions

box your line

A geeky way of telling someone you are going to severely harm them, to the point they will likely cease to exist.

Spawned from the re-imaged "Battlestar Galactica" TV show - where a human-form cylon (of which there can be multiple copies) has their manufacturing line 'boxed' when they outlive their usefulness, or develop abnormal tendancies counter to their machine origins. This prevents cylon resurrection of that particular model.

Joe: "Please stop doing that, you complete fracking moron, or I'm going to totally box your line."

OR

Gangsta Jay: "Yo why you all up in my grill bitch?? You best quit that shit ... I'm gonna come down there and box your line fool!"

by TMA-1 March 4, 2009

Yawn deafness

A condition where, at the peak of a big yawn, one suffers a few seconds of deafness due to the opening and closing of the eustachian tubes connecting the ear and throat. Opportunists who know of another's yawn deafness use this condition to say something to the person yawning that they don't want them to hear - usually an insult, but spoken under breath or in a normal conversational tone. Better practice is to do it with friends present who will all hear what you said. A sizeable yawn can open up a good 5 seconds of deafness opportunity.

NOTE: Not everyone suffers yawn deafness, so there is always a risk when you try it on someone new.

Ken: Man ... that was a hard day's work (starts yawning)

Fred: I came twice in your wife's arse last night.

Ken: (finishes yawning) Sorry - yawn deafness ... what was that?

Fred: Nothing ... I was just agreeing with you. Hard day indeed.

by TMA-1 December 20, 2008