TKinfinity 's definitions

Dumbatical

When someone wants to impress their friends so much they’re willing to do the dumbest shit ever. This decision usually is not at all thought out and comes with severe risk and consequences. A combination of Dumb and Radical.

Did you see Patrick the other day? He tried to rush a Grizzly Bear to impress his Girlfriend. That Dumbatical stunt left him with no arms and one leg.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Shitathon

When marathon runners shit themselves and yet continue to run the marathon.

The 10k turned into a shitathon for many of the runners.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Land-Whale

A very FAT man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.

Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Manwaiting

When your significant other (Wife or Girlfriend) is getting ready while the man has been ready for 3 hours prior. This period of time usually occurs minutes before you will be late to an event and the woman usually comes out at the last second possible. This could also occur when a woman is shopping and her second half is left waiting outside the store on a bench with the other Manwaiters.

I saw Douglas Manwaiting outside of Forever21 for 6 hours while his Girlfriend looked at only two tops. He better be getting head tonight.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Garfunktual

When something functions to the least of its ability, but still functional to the point where you cannot yet throw it out.

My current car is garfunktual; i have no AC nor powered Windows, but since it gets me from A to B, ill keep it for a while longer.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

Vegan

A person who refrains from eating any meat or animal products. These people usually enforce cult-like behaviour in order to try and make normal people (meat eaters) feel bad. Vegans are also known to avoid reason and logic by yelling in the faces of anyone who refutes their made up claims. After a time of being on this diet, they develop or have worsened mental problems such as Alzheimers. This occurs because their brains are so nutrient deficient from no Omega-3s and Cholesterol intake. A vegan is most likely offended from this definition, it doesn’t make them right.

I told my vegan friend that their diet was unhealthy and poor for animal habitats; they tried to stab me with a banana but passed out due to exhaustion.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Conjunkulous

When someone tries to con off their junk for an inflated price in order to make a quick buck. This action makes those who are buying suspicious of their offer.

Jannis is trying to sell off her one-wheeled wheelchair, seems pretty conjunkulous if you ask me.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019