When someone wants to impress their friends so much they’re willing to do the dumbest shit ever. This decision usually is not at all thought out and comes with severe risk and consequences. A combination of Dumb and Radical.
Did you see Patrick the other day? He tried to rush a Grizzly Bear to impress his Girlfriend. That Dumbatical stunt left him with no arms and one leg.
by TKinfinity July 17, 2019
When something functions to the least of its ability, but still functional to the point where you cannot yet throw it out.
My current car is garfunktual; i have no AC nor powered Windows, but since it gets me from A to B, ill keep it for a while longer.
by TKinfinity July 13, 2019
A person who refrains from eating any meat or animal products. These people usually enforce cult-like behaviour in order to try and make normal people (meat eaters) feel bad. Vegans are also known to avoid reason and logic by yelling in the faces of anyone who refutes their made up claims. After a time of being on this diet, they develop or have worsened mental problems such as Alzheimers. This occurs because their brains are so nutrient deficient from no Omega-3s and Cholesterol intake. A vegan is most likely offended from this definition, it doesn’t make them right.
I told my vegan friend that their diet was unhealthy and poor for animal habitats; they tried to stab me with a banana but passed out due to exhaustion.
by TKinfinity July 17, 2019
Jannis and Douglas were in a 96 last night, could have been because Douglas accidentally ran over the cat with the lawnmower.
by TKinfinity July 17, 2019
All that Vegitard eats is lettuce. They’ll have no muscle density within 10 years. (Without steroids of course)
by TKinfinity July 17, 2019
by TKinfinity July 13, 2019
When your watering a certain part of your lawn for too long inevitably leaving a puddle drowning your grass in water.
by TKinfinity July 13, 2019