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Definitions by TKinfinity

Manwaiting 

When your significant other (Wife or Girlfriend) is getting ready while the man has been ready for 3 hours prior. This period of time usually occurs minutes before you will be late to an event and the woman usually comes out at the last second possible. This could also occur when a woman is shopping and her second half is left waiting outside the store on a bench with the other Manwaiters.
I saw Douglas Manwaiting outside of Forever21 for 6 hours while his Girlfriend looked at only two tops. He better be getting head tonight.
Manwaiting by TKinfinity July 17, 2019
Its like a 69 but the couple is mad at each other.
Jannis and Douglas were in a 96 last night, could have been because Douglas accidentally ran over the cat with the lawnmower.
96 by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Dumbatical 

When someone wants to impress their friends so much they’re willing to do the dumbest shit ever. This decision usually is not at all thought out and comes with severe risk and consequences. A combination of Dumb and Radical.
Did you see Patrick the other day? He tried to rush a Grizzly Bear to impress his Girlfriend. That Dumbatical stunt left him with no arms and one leg.
Dumbatical by TKinfinity July 17, 2019
A large stick of wood with leaves and shit.
Oh look, that tree has leaves and shit.
Tree by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Land-Whale

A very FAT man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.
Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.
Land-Whale by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Land-Whale

A Fat man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.
Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.
Land-Whale by TKinfinity July 17, 2019
When marathon runners shit themselves and yet continue to run the marathon.
The 10k turned into a shitathon for many of the runners.
Shitathon by TKinfinity July 17, 2019