Kylie Minogue syndrome

When a global music superstar inexplicably struggles in the U.S. market.

“I’ll never understand why Anastacia was not big in the United States. Guess she fell victim to the Kylie Minogue Syndrome.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Hurricane Hillary

A hurricane that is widely expected to cause landslides, but ends up missing land entirely.

“Remember when the media kept predicting that hurricane was gonna hit us? Was gonna cause landslides? Turned out to be a total Hurricane Hillary.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Bloomington-Normal

A generic place. So generic that it’s slogan might as well be “Keep Bloomington-Normal”.

“I went to Bloomington-Normal. Just like everyone else who has ever visited, I have nothing remarkable to recount.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Rhonda Santis

Someone who doth protest too much about queer culture.

“Why are you making such a fuss about queer people? You’re being a total Rhonda Santis.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Ted Cruz’s father

Someone who might have assassinated JFK.

“Yeah, he lived near Dallas, and nobody knows his whereabouts at noon on November 22, 1963. A prime Ted Cruz’s father if you ask me.”

by TK2000 October 30, 2023

Karen Walker

A Karen who is a pill popper, as opposed to most Karens, who are simply a pill.

Reference to the Will and Grace character.

“Yeah, she shows up late to work a bottle in. And I’m talking both vodka AND pills. Such a. Karen Walker.”

by TK2000 October 30, 2023

Pussycat Dolls album

A group project in which only one member does any work.

“Yeah, I did everything in that project, but we were graded as a group. It was a total Pussycat Dolls album.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023