Hurricane Hillary

A hurricane that is widely expected to cause landslides, but ends up missing land entirely.

“Remember when the media kept predicting that hurricane was gonna hit us? Was gonna cause landslides? Turned out to be a total Hurricane Hillary.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Jeff Skinner jackpot

When a professional athlete has an anomolously strong season (akin to Brady Anderson's 50 home run 1996 season) right before their contract ends, resulting in their next contract ridiculously overpaying them.

“Yeah, he’s in the last year of his NHL contract and is on pace for a 40 goal season. I’d call that a Jeff Skinner jackpot.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Ohio State

Someone who identifies by the pronoun “the”.

“The other day my sibling told our family that their pronoun is now ‘The’. My sibling is an Ohio State.

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Dickipedia

A billionaire who uses their money to ruin a website

Johnny: “Hey, remember when Elon Musk bought and ruined Twitter?”

Lauren: “Oh yeah. He’s such a Dickipedia.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Bloomington-Normal

A generic place. So generic that it’s slogan might as well be “Keep Bloomington-Normal”.

“I went to Bloomington-Normal. Just like everyone else who has ever visited, I have nothing remarkable to recount.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Madison, Wisconsin

A city that can be described as “Austin on the Prairie” (or alternatively “Portland between two lakes”).

“My sister went to college in Madison, Wisconsin. They keep it weird there.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Speaker Mike Johnson

The person nobody ever heard of before who gets promoted directly to the top job.

“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023