Definitions by TK2000

Elon Musk 

A dolt who owns a company named Tesla while ironically embodying the very worst attributes of Thomas Edison.

Person 1: “Hey, do you know who Elon Musk is?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he’s a total shitstain.”

Elon Musk by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Ted Cruz’s father 

Someone who might have assassinated JFK.

“Yeah, he lived near Dallas, and nobody knows his whereabouts at noon on November 22, 1963. A prime Ted Cruz’s father if you ask me.”

Ted Cruz’s father by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Drew Gooden 

Synonym of Danny Gonzalez

“I really like that new Drew Gooden video.”

Drew Gooden by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Danny Gonzalez 

Synonym of Drew Gooden

“I really like that new Danny Gonzalez video

Danny Gonzalez by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Klobmentum 

when a presidential primary campaign has an illusionary appearance of upward momentum after a surprise third-place finish in an early state, only for the campaign to quickly fizzle out.

Originates with Any Klobuchar’s 2020 presidential campaign.

“yeah, she placed third in New Hampshire, but what happened next? All it was was Klobmentum. Her career ended within a few weeks.”

Klobmentum by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Donald and Melania 

A married couple that are rarely seen together.

“I know that they are married, but how often do you see them together? They are totally a Donald and Melania.”

Donald and Melania by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Margaery Tyrell 

When you’re the smartest person in the room, but still manage to fall into a fatal trap.

“Being as smart as she was, she was the only one in the room to recognize the trap they had fallen into. Alas, it was too late. Another Margaery Tyrell.”

Margaery Tyrell by TK2000 October 28, 2023