TK2000's definitions

Bloomington-Normal

A generic place. So generic that it’s slogan might as well be “Keep Bloomington-Normal”.

“I went to Bloomington-Normal. Just like everyone else who has ever visited, I have nothing remarkable to recount.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Klobmentum

when a presidential primary campaign has an illusionary appearance of upward momentum after a surprise third-place finish in an early state, only for the campaign to quickly fizzle out.

Originates with Any Klobuchar’s 2020 presidential campaign.

“yeah, she placed third in New Hampshire, but what happened next? All it was was Klobmentum. Her career ended within a few weeks.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Connor McDavid

Essentially what’d happen if you customized a player to have 100% talent and 0% personality

“Have you seen that postgame interview of Connor McDavid? Amazing player, but the personality of a soggy plank of wood.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Drew Gooden

Synonym of Danny Gonzalez

“I really like that new Drew Gooden video.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Hurricane Hillary

A hurricane that is widely expected to cause landslides, but ends up missing land entirely.

“Remember when the media kept predicting that hurricane was gonna hit us? Was gonna cause landslides? Turned out to be a total Hurricane Hillary.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Ted Cruz’s father

Someone who might have assassinated JFK.

“Yeah, he lived near Dallas, and nobody knows his whereabouts at noon on November 22, 1963. A prime Ted Cruz’s father if you ask me.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

John Delaney

A person you never heard of who asks for your support.

“You want me to support you? Dude, you’re a John Delaney to me. I’ve never even heard of you.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023