TIN Laden's definitions

KET 365

When you get yourself into a deep, solid k hole and spend all your money on bet365.com betting on horse races.

Landlord - "where's this months rent"
User - "I sedated myself and took a gamble on the 3.15 at kempton, I lost"
Landlord - "I need the rent"
User - "blame ket 365"
Landlord - "prick"
User - "tosspot"

by TIN Laden December 3, 2010

trafflick

When a member of the female sex gets a sudden urge to flick the bean in traffic.

The M25 was so busy on the way home tonight so I managed to squeeze in a couple of trafflicks to pass the time.

by TIN Laden December 9, 2010

i'm a celebrity ket me out of here

urban myth has it that if you shout this 'i'm a celebrity ket me out of here' loud enough while in a k-hole you will automatically be released from it's grip. It takes its name from i'm a celebrity get me out of here where celebrities shout the same thing to get out of doing tasks.

man this k-hole is sucking me in further than I ever imagined it would, I need to get out of here and fast.

"I'M A CELEBRITY KET ME OUT OF HERE"

and i'm back to reality....

by TIN Laden December 9, 2010

meowntain

when an individual challenges him/herself to a massive pile of meow meow which resembles a mountain. e.g ben nevis

Chris - cor blimey i really fancy a line of meoooooow.
John - why not just have yourself a meowntain?
Chris - ok.

by TIN Laden December 11, 2010

kitty

a whip round for buying meow.

John "hey guys I seriously need you all to contribute to the meow kitty if we are going to party tonight"

by TIN Laden December 14, 2010

spillage idiot

Taking its name from the already popular phrase 'village idiot', spillage idiot refers to a person or persons who spill stuff when in the company of others.

haha look at waudby he just spilt carrot juice all down his new gola tracksuit. What a spillage idiot!!

by TIN Laden December 15, 2010

urban knicktionary

when you steal someone else's urban dictionary entry and pass it off as your own

dude i can't believe u pinched my hot urban dictionary entry, thats such an urban knicktionary!!

by TIN Laden December 16, 2010