TIMMY's definitions

peanut smuggler

women with erect nipples!

shit must be cold today

by timmy February 17, 2003

yam

pocket pussy (often used to sexually excite men (most often lonely, horny, single men) if they are too much of a fag to not have some random chick (or girlfriend) to do it for them)

Damn dude, could you buy me a yam sometime? I'm horny as a motherfucker and my hand just ain't cuttin' it!

by timmy August 6, 2004

Pimpy Poodle

A poodle who pimps, commenly wears leather.

Wow look at that pimpy poodle, hes so cool.

David: Pimpy poodle is my best friend, he goes to my gimp tea parties.

Beert: Lets have club lunch.

David: I have caviar and butter.

by Timmy January 4, 2005

cuntler

a girl who gets called a cunt but actually enjoys the fire!!

Cuntler has a thing for GET OUT AND STAY OUT!!

by Timmy October 27, 2003

woodbrown

when some dumbass kid thinks hes dope but is actually a straight up faggot.

"wow take a look at the titty faced woodbrown over there"

by timmy April 25, 2005

flat

A 'flat' is short for a 'flat bat' (a homosexual)

Elton John is a flat

by Timmy February 18, 2005

football fag

a man who likes to attack the tight end on and off the field

Did you hear that football fag got Jim in the brown eye last night?

by timmy August 6, 2004