penis

the big kahunah wang hung

i had a penis, but i chopped it off and now i dont anymore. it felt good.

by timmy January 30, 2004

zoot jays

A zoot jays is a zoot smoked entirely to yourself

I can't wait to bun my zoot jays!

by Timmy February 18, 2005

Sparta

While still an okay band, one that can not compare to the magic of at the drive-in or the mars volta.

"At the bottom of the barrel, to great surprise, we found our lives."

by timmy January 21, 2005

gic

Leet people that get head shots.

wHaley: wtf was that??
elfZORZ: a GIC on you fosho

by Timmy August 06, 2003

kerrang

verb. to cover a female's head with a brown paper bag during intercourse.

she's rough: lights out.
really rough: eyes shut.
proper dirt: you kerrang her.

by timmy November 24, 2004

facebook-preening

carefully or carelessly, depending on your level of drunken-ness, weeding out bad pictures and embarrassing statuses on Facebook, like preening an already shit stained coat

Ehh, I got a few minutes... I think I'll do some facebook-preening.

by Timmy January 01, 2015

fork in the road

a saying that has more than one meaning

me:so the rabbits are like you then, frisky and working at night
vanessa: excuse me!
me: you always do your hw at night hence the working.
Vanessa:that was a fork in the road

by timmy September 08, 2003