TIMMY's definitions

get retarded

To consume intoxicating alcohol or drugs to the point where you are incapable of verbally communicating past incoherent mumbles. Motor skills are also severely hampered thereby giving the overall impression of severe retardation.

Let's go out and get retarded tonight at the bar.

by Timmy November 4, 2003

kalyssa

(n) a name of my favorite person in the world cause i love her so much.

a person who has potential like anything else... but needs to put action with that potential

short in a lovely kind of way, dirty blonde along with dirty girl 0_o
a.k.a. kittie, kyssa, kylessa, and my favorite cause tis so true, my kittens

the only example is the real thing

by Timmy February 16, 2005

Egged

Tossing a rancid egg at a hideos clown

Pressberg got egged by the speeding car and he cried like a women

by TImmY November 15, 2003

fish-eye

when one peers over their shoulder while receiving sex from behind

Lucy gave me the ol' fisheye last night when I was banging her doggy style.

by Timmy August 8, 2003

ro ho

girls who walk up and down the fraternity row looking to give it up to anything with a cock

I fucked 5 ro hos on 28th st today

by Timmy March 26, 2003

The Dincer

In West London, to refer to the dincer is to refer to a curly haired footballing genius

What a goal from the dincer!!!

by Timmy February 14, 2005

facebook-preening

carefully or carelessly, depending on your level of drunken-ness, weeding out bad pictures and embarrassing statuses on Facebook, like preening an already shit stained coat

Ehh, I got a few minutes... I think I'll do some facebook-preening.

by Timmy January 1, 2015