Urban Dictionary: Definitions by TIMJB1

O.B.G.

Oldie But Goodie. A term to describe a middle aged woman over 50, that is extremely attractive, well built, dresses sexy and who has obviously taken great care of herself.

For an old babe, she is so hot, I'd definitely love to sink my link into that O.B.G.

by TIMJB1 October 16, 2006

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REALITY DEFICIENCY SYNDROME

REALITY DEFICIENCY SYNDROM, or R D S. A term used for someone who "just doesn't get it." Failing to accept the truth. Someone who lives in a fantasy world and cannot accept reality.

Julie just can't accept the fact that Dave dumped her for Mary. She still thinks he loves her deep down inside. Apparently, she is suffering from an acute case of REALITY DEFICIENCY SYNDROME or R D S.

by TIMJB1 May 16, 2007

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tijuana shower

Instead of bathing, you spray your armpits and body with Right Guard and cheap cologne in hopes of disgusing your B O.

Hector must be afraid of the water because he only takes Tijuana showers.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006

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N.B.C.

Negro By Choice. A white person who is married to or dates a black person.

Mary is a pretty white lady who likes dating black men which makes her an N.B.C.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006

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tugging on the crank

Tugging is a term for masturbation and the crank is a penis.

Can also be used as "tugging his crank, tugging the crank, tugging my crank, etc."

If my old lady don't start putting out, I'm gonna start tugging on the crank.

Nancy prefers tugging on the crank over screwing.

Larry got caught tugging on the crank again in the restroom and faces another lewd conduct charge.

by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006

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