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Nig Alert

Similar to a (Sig Alert). A Nig Alert is a warning to the public that members of the African American community are upset over a court ruling or a jury decison in a court case that they do not agree with, thus prompting them to demonstrate or cause civil unrest.
The jury just came back with a not guilty verdict on that white deputy that was charged with roughing up the black gangbanger, someone better issue a Nig Alert.
by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006
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Dry Martinez

This is a Mexican man who has had a vescetomy.
Ernesto is now a Dry Martinez, he can't knock up any more of his putas since he got his vescetomy.
by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006
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nigger note

A letter, summons or report to place something or somebody on notice for unsatisfactory bahavior or work.
My parents told me that if I get another Nigger Note from the teacher that I'll be grounded for a month!

The supervisor already gave me two Nigger Notes for being late for work, one more and I'm fired!
by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006
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tugging on the crank

Tugging is a term for masturbation and the crank is a penis.

Can also be used as "tugging his crank, tugging the crank, tugging my crank, etc."
If my old lady don't start putting out, I'm gonna start tugging on the crank.

Nancy prefers tugging on the crank over screwing.

Larry got caught tugging on the crank again in the restroom and faces another lewd conduct charge.
by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006
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moped women

An unattractive woman that you have sex with.
Moped women and mopeds are fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you ride one.
by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006
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N.B.C.

Negro By Choice. A white person who is married to or dates a black person.
Mary is a pretty white lady who likes dating black men which makes her an N.B.C.
by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006
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winos

Cheap canvas sneakers, usually navy blue, with yellow gum soles. Primarily worn by homeless people on skid row or by jail inmates.
Bob shouldn't wear his winos to work because people will think he is down and out.
by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006
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