Marine Layer

A loose woman who lives near Marine bases who hangs out at the local bars and will screw any marine.
The Marines like to do their liberty in Oceanside where there isn't any problem finding Marine Layer.
by TIMJB1 May 31, 2007
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tugging on the crank

Tugging is a term for masturbation and the crank is a penis.

Can also be used as "tugging his crank, tugging the crank, tugging my crank, etc."
If my old lady don't start putting out, I'm gonna start tugging on the crank.

Nancy prefers tugging on the crank over screwing.

Larry got caught tugging on the crank again in the restroom and faces another lewd conduct charge.
by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006
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Nig Alert

Similar to a (Sig Alert). A Nig Alert is a warning to the public that members of the African American community are upset over a court ruling or a jury decison in a court case that they do not agree with, thus prompting them to demonstrate or cause civil unrest.
The jury just came back with a not guilty verdict on that white deputy that was charged with roughing up the black gangbanger, someone better issue a Nig Alert.
by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006
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tijuana shower

Instead of bathing, you spray your armpits and body with Right Guard and cheap cologne in hopes of disgusing your B O.
Hector must be afraid of the water because he only takes Tijuana showers.
by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006
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moped women

An unattractive woman that you have sex with.
Moped women and mopeds are fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you ride one.
by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006
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Jewish Jukebox

At Christmas time the Jewish merchants are the happiest when they are playing the tune of sales ringing on their Jewish Jukeboxes.
by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006
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Dry Martinez

This is a Mexican man who has had a vescetomy.
Ernesto is now a Dry Martinez, he can't knock up any more of his putas since he got his vescetomy.
by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006
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