TIMJB1's definitions

Dry Martinez

This is a Mexican man who has had a vescetomy.

Ernesto is now a Dry Martinez, he can't knock up any more of his putas since he got his vescetomy.

by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006

cowboy killers

Marlboro Cigarettes. Cigarettes. Tobacco

Uncle Bob died of lung cancer, those cowboy killers got him.

by TIMJB1 September 22, 2006

nigger note

A letter, summons or report to place something or somebody on notice for unsatisfactory bahavior or work.

My parents told me that if I get another Nigger Note from the teacher that I'll be grounded for a month!

The supervisor already gave me two Nigger Notes for being late for work, one more and I'm fired!

by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006

Marine Layer

A loose woman who lives near Marine bases who hangs out at the local bars and will screw any marine.

The Marines like to do their liberty in Oceanside where there isn't any problem finding Marine Layer.

by TIMJB1 May 31, 2007

winos

Cheap canvas sneakers, usually navy blue, with yellow gum soles. Primarily worn by homeless people on skid row or by jail inmates.

Bob shouldn't wear his winos to work because people will think he is down and out.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006

tijuana shower

Instead of bathing, you spray your armpits and body with Right Guard and cheap cologne in hopes of disgusing your B O.

Hector must be afraid of the water because he only takes Tijuana showers.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006

Nig Alert

Similar to a (Sig Alert). A Nig Alert is a warning to the public that members of the African American community are upset over a court ruling or a jury decison in a court case that they do not agree with, thus prompting them to demonstrate or cause civil unrest.

The jury just came back with a not guilty verdict on that white deputy that was charged with roughing up the black gangbanger, someone better issue a Nig Alert.

by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006