can pipe

A Pepsi/Coke/Mountain Dew/Whoop Ass can pipe is made from an aluminum soda can when you have some bud or resin and there's no pipe in the apartment. First, you empty out a soda can. Try to get it as dry as you can. Turn the can so the mouth hole is facing you. Squish the can in the middle on the side facing up. Then take a tack or safety pin and poke little holes in a circular spot on top in the depression where you squished the can. That's the bowl. Then poke a bigger hole in the side, near the bottom, or the bottom of the can for a carb. You hit out the hole you drink from. There's a medical fact or urban myth you can get Alzenheimers Disease from smoking from an aluminum can. It would be better if you could rig it somehow with a pipe screen or even a real bowl, but it's a fiend pipe. You might have to cut it open to scrape it if you don't have a long screwdriver, scissors, or knife.
Dude, you're gonna get Alzenheimer's smoking out of a can. Let me get a hit.
by Tim March 13, 2003
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TIMMISM

Timmy is so sexy according to the guru of Hobo
Felix:Timmy you are sosexy.
Timmy:youare soobeautifool
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light urple

One of two non-existant colors that contestants on SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy thought to be a correct question for the answer "Colors that end in urple". See also urple
"I hope that box of crayons isn't missing its light urple"
by Tim December 22, 2003
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old balls

An young man who has extemely old charastics, also see Todd Wilson
Has anyone seen old ball lately?
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Sad Trail

One might encounter a sad trail when a human of Greek origin displays their lower back, revealing a jungle of despair. A sad trail is also the directional sign one must follow to the last stop of The Underground Railroad. The physical, and emotional opposite of the Happy Trail.
Yo! Did you see Nikolai's sad trail?! He could totally catch small rodents in that shit!
by Tim May 22, 2004
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asstit

Having nipples on your ass.

Or

To be an asstit (to suck)
"Yo' man, he has asstits."

"You are an asstit."
by Tim March 01, 2003
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stavrosthewonderchicken

Fledgeling Hunter S. Thompson.
Don't bother stavrosthewonderchicken, he is just molting in preparation for his next essay.

-- Shelley Powers,
by Tim December 13, 2003
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