A Pepsi/Coke/Mountain Dew/Whoop Ass can pipe is made from an aluminum soda can when you have some bud or resin and there's no pipe in the apartment. First, you empty out a soda can. Try to get it as dry as you can. Turn the can so the mouth hole is facing you. Squish the can in the middle on the side facing up. Then take a tack or safety pin and poke little holes in a circular spot on top in the depression where you squished the can. That's the bowl. Then poke a bigger hole in the side, near the bottom, or the bottom of the can for a carb. You hit out the hole you drink from. There's a medical fact or urban myth you can get Alzenheimers Disease from smoking from an aluminum can. It would be better if you could rig it somehow with a pipe screen or even a real bowl, but it's a fiend pipe. You might have to cut it open to scrape it if you don't have a long screwdriver, scissors, or knife.
by Tim March 13, 2003
by tim November 22, 2004
One of two non-existant colors that contestants on SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy thought to be a correct question for the answer "Colors that end in urple". See also urple
by Tim December 22, 2003
by Tim April 12, 2005
One might encounter a sad trail when a human of Greek origin displays their lower back, revealing a jungle of despair. A sad trail is also the directional sign one must follow to the last stop of The Underground Railroad. The physical, and emotional opposite of the Happy Trail.
by Tim May 22, 2004
by Tim March 01, 2003
Fledgeling Hunter S. Thompson.
Don't bother stavrosthewonderchicken, he is just molting in preparation for his next essay.
-- Shelley Powers,
-- Shelley Powers,
by Tim December 13, 2003