THe man's definitions

rivered

In "open" variations of poker such as Hold 'Em or Stud, to have one's strong hand beaten by an opponent whose stronger hand is only completed with the last face-up card, called "the river" or "Fifth Street;" or, to beat an opponent's strong hand with the last face-up card.

I had a runner runner straight flush draw against The Kid's full house but I rivered him. Sometimes you do the wrong thing for the right reason.

by The Man May 10, 2004

clap

a case of gonorrhea

I think i got a case of the claps from her

by The man December 14, 1999

moshi moshi

hello on the phone in Japanese

moshi moshi UrbanDictionary head quarters

moshi moshi toshi no jisho no shireibu desu ka?

by The man October 18, 2001

toady head

a fat, stupid, obnoxious, drunk who ties shirts around his waste

Johny: Chris got drunk last night and caught an std in tijuana

Beak: Fucking toady head

by the man March 4, 2004

Kibitz

To meddle and give unwanted advice. kuh-Ib-itz

Stop kibitzing, I want to live my own life.

by The Man November 30, 2004

Napa

The most stupid, unchill town in California. The think they're the shit, and in reality they're just a bunch of napkins. They hate the towns that surround them, cause they know that they all could beat their asses. To everyone who happens to live there.....i'm sorry.

"We didnt light that shit on fire, what are you talking about!"

by the man April 13, 2005

ucr

a pretty nice place, friendly people, nice atmosphere. good academics

east lothian, diverse student body, bourne engineering building

by the man August 27, 2004