THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

spike

1. to add alcohol or any intoxicating to a drink that does not have any when first purchased.

2.to rise to a high level quickly

3. to strike a volleyball upward so that it is more likely to hit the ground

Someone tried to spike the smoothie mix.

by The Return of Light Joker March 12, 2009

pileup

a collision involving numerous motor vehicles

There is a nasty pileup on the highway.

by The Return of Light Joker March 21, 2009

gum

1. to mess up, to ruin

2. to talk

Don't gum it up. You don't why it does what it does.

by The Return of Light Joker June 15, 2009

katrinka

an old car

Katrinka after katrinka was arranged on the lawn.

by The Return of Light Joker August 15, 2011

moonlight

to work at a second job in the evening or night

If he did moonlight he'd have more money than energy.

by The Return of Light Joker June 17, 2010

all thumbs

very awkward or inept, not dextrous

He is all thumbs with power tools.

by The Return of Light Joker April 8, 2009

mellow-yellow

1. the putative use of the inside of a banana peel as a halucinagenic drug (a 1960's hoax that became connected with an urban legend about a song of a similar name after the debut of the said song, and susequently spawned more hoaxes, sense 2 is likely also linked to the song)

2. Lysergic acid diethylamide, a hallucinogenic drug

3. a five milligram tablet of valium (from the yellow color of the tablet)

I wouldn't waste my time with mellow-yellow if I were you.

by The Return of Light Joker April 5, 2011