THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

squirt

1. a young child

2. to urinate

3. to orgasm (usually for a man and sometimes a woman)

Some arrogant squirt was in the stall squirting.

by The Return of Light Joker August 20, 2010

Kamikaze

Violent, reckless, suicidal, and self destructive (from the suicide attacks that the Japanese fighter pilots launched on American vehicles if they felt they were going to lose a fight)

This guy thought his Kamikaze strategy would usher in sucess for the team, but he was wrong.

by The Return of Light Joker June 6, 2009

woodpecker of mars

fly agaric, a poisonous and hallucinogenic mushroom.

He was in the emergency room thanks to the woodpecker of mars.

by The Return of Light Joker March 25, 2010

laugh all the way to the bank

To be amused and gratified with a forseen victory (from a complete reversal of the phrase cry all the way to the bank)

If I could pull of something like that I'd laugh all the way to the bank.

by The Return of Light Joker December 13, 2010

flag waver

1. a very patriotic person

2. a work of fiction with a patriotic overtone

I am not a flag waver, but I think my country has improved in some aspects.

by The Return of Light Joker January 6, 2008

rabbit ears

1. the external antenna on old television sets

2. very acute hearing

Those rabbit ears are a bit worn.

by The Return of Light Joker June 11, 2008

mommy track

when a woman leaves the work force to take time to raise her children.

She was on the mommy track because she did not want to leave her baby with someone while she worked.

by The Return of Light Joker March 11, 2009