whisky dick

a case of erectile dysfunction do to excessive alcohol consumption

I think he had whisky dick, because slept downstairs in his girlfriend's apartment after getting back from the bar.

by The Return of Light Joker July 10, 2009

& then some

used to confirm the previous statement while saying it is an understatement

He eats up all the leftovers & then some.

by The Return of Light Joker August 24, 2009

hands-on

1. active and practical

2. controlled manually rather than automatically.

My teacher has a hands-on policy.

by The Return Of Light Joker November 29, 2007

maypole

the penis (from the term for a pole erected during May day)

Her boyfriend claimed to have a maypole that a porn-star would envy, until they first had sex.

by The Return of Light Joker September 29, 2010

improper fraction

a person whose chest is much larger than their abdomen (from a term for a fraction where the numerator is greater than the denominator)

Only after her plastic surgery did she realize that she had become an improper fraction.

by The Return of Light Joker September 13, 2011

joined at the hip

absolutely inseparable, (implying as inseparable as conjoined twins attached at the hip)

The pastor was joined at the hip with his church. He just wouldn't leave.

by The Return of Light Joker January 09, 2011

act of congress

an authorization that is hard to obtain in a reasonable amount of time.

It should not take an act of congress to solve an issue of car and pedestrian traffic.

by The Return of Light Joker July 11, 2011