THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

big kahuna

an important or authorative person (from kahuna, the native Hawiian term for a healer/priest)

The big kahuna has taken the enviornment into consideration.

by The Return of Light Joker October 10, 2007

STFU

be quiet already (from shut the fuck up)

A: Read the article. It's no joke.

B: STFU you liar.

by The Return of Light Joker July 19, 2009

Jersey

slang for the US state of New Jersey

They passed through Jersey on their way to Maine.

by The Return of Light Joker March 3, 2008

natty

natural light brand beer

A bottle of natty sat upon the counter when he got back.

by The Return of Light Joker June 22, 2008

in tow

carried along, traveling with someone

They had a litter of kittens in tow.

by The Return of Light Joker April 5, 2009

23 skiddoo

to leave quickly, especially before a situation deteriorates (archaic, origin unknown, popularized during 1920s)

He felt it was the best moment to 23 skiddoo.

by The Return of Light Joker April 12, 2011

draw a blank

to fail to remember something completely

He drew a blank when I asked him about the prom. (example of draw a blank)

by The Return of Light Joker July 8, 2009