red under the bed

an insidious communist presence that has infiltrated a capitalist society (the under the bed part refers to the stereotypical child's fear of monsters under the bed, often used ironically to describe the mentality of people who are paranoid about communists)

Back then the red under the bed was viewed as the driving force behind our defense budget.

by The Return of Light Joker January 10, 2012

zillionare

a extraordinarily rich person

I don't care if he's a zillionare, just find a way to make him understand that what he did was, and still is, wrong.

by The Return of Light Joker April 03, 2011

tall order

a difficult task, or assignment

Getting people to accept a compromise in a polarized forum like that before the vacation is a tall order.

by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2011

Christmas cheer

alcoholic beverages served around and during Christmas time

I don't condone offering Christmas cheer to uninvited guests.

by The Return of Light Joker December 28, 2011

extended vocab

vulgar or profane language, especially four letter words

He made liberal use of his extended vocab in his latest rant.

by The Return of Light Joker September 16, 2011

fuzz-face

a man with stubble or an unkempt beard

If you weren't such a fuzz-face you wouldn't have a problem with itching when wearing a face mask.

by The Return of Light Joker August 09, 2010

howl

1. something very amusing

2. a complaint

The gaffe at the concert was the biggest howl in town.

by The Return of Light Joker October 29, 2011