THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

POOMA

pulled out of my ass, information that cannot be confirmed due to lack of supportive data, whether offered or shown

Okay, I admit that my comments on the news were POOMA.

by The Return of Light Joker June 20, 2011

punkie

a biting midge

The punkies are driving me nuts. (example of punkie)

by The Return of Light Joker November 22, 2011

throg

to drink alcohol, especially to excess

He was going to throg with his friends but his sister suddenly needed a ride to the train.

by The Return of Light Joker October 25, 2010

deja vu

a feeling that something has occured even though it is just being experienced (believed to have been used By Baseball manager Yogi Berra)

Talk about Deja Vu. What is going on here.

by The Return of Light Joker October 15, 2007

heads-up

a warning, especially of danger or the need to be alert

Heads-up. There's a situation out there.

by The Return of Light Joker December 30, 2010

jerk bumps

an outbreak of acne (from a teenage joke about masturbation causing acne)

I just got out of the shower when the jerk bumps came back.

by The Return of Light Joker June 10, 2010

bugjuice

1. inferior whiskey

2. any highly colored, juice or powdered drink (From a brand of juice drinks)

He needs to lay off the bugjuice.

by The Return of Light Joker October 3, 2009