THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

Manhattan eel

a condom, especially a discarded one (because they are often seen floating in the New York Harbor)

There was a Manhattan eel everywhere you looked.

by The Return of Light Joker February 7, 2008

hit a brick wall

to encounter an insurmountable obstacle

The producers hit a brick wall with there asinine protests against reasonable regulations.

by The Return of Light Joker September 2, 2010

dogfight

1. aerial combat between fighter planes

2. a disorganized and riotous brawl

The dogfight did not deter them from carrying out the mission.

by The Return of Light Joker January 19, 2009

pulverize

to defeat and punish thoroughly

They pulverized them at the game.

by The Return of Light Joker June 25, 2008

fork

1. to maltreat

2. to copulate
(both senses are used as a euphemism for fuck)

She wants to fork you as if you were a plaything.

by The Return of Light Joker August 11, 2008

jizz-rag

1. a cloth or rag used to clean up semen

2. a foolish, contemptible person

Don't try to guilt trip me you jizz-rag.

by The Return of Light Joker April 20, 2012

taint

the perineum, the space between the genitals and the anus an the muscles that lie underneath

"Let me tell you, my taint was sore after taking a such a long walk in the hot humid weather".

by The Return of Light Joker March 30, 2010