THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

on the rocks

1. in a ruined condition

2. poured over ice(usually said of alcoholic beverages)

The global economy may be on the rocks, but that does not seem to have stopped anyone from enjoying a scotch on the rocks.

by The Return of Light Joker March 9, 2009

loose cannon

a very irresponsible person who is likely to cause destruction

How did such a loose cannon get into a position of authority?

by The Return of Light Joker October 2, 2008

upchuck

to vomit, to empty ones stomach through one's mouth

Don't you upchuck on the rug.

by The Return of Light Joker June 18, 2008

like water off a duck's back

with no immediate or lasting consequence

I could tell them they are a burden but at this point it would be like water off a duck's back.

by The Return of Light Joker October 1, 2011

clean the floor with

to defeat someone decisively

I will clean the floor with that punk.

by The Return of Light Joker May 8, 2009

x lax

ex lax, a generic term for a popular stimulant laxative

It's not a good idea to rely on x lax too much.

by The Return of Light Joker October 8, 2011

soap

to persuade by flattery

They think they can soap me into changing my opinion.

by The Return of Light Joker April 24, 2012