THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

fuck the dog

1. to waste time doing nothing

2. to make a severe mistake

Don't just stand there and fuck the dog, get going.

by The Return of Light Joker March 17, 2008

gym

a gymnasium(an abbreviation)

Go work out at the gym and get off my case.

by The Return of Light Joker March 18, 2008

rockabilly

a blend of hillbilly music with rhythm and blues

Elvis was a pioneer in rockabilly.

by The Return of Light Joker March 19, 2008

Uh Oh Oreo

1. the former name used for a golden chocolate cream Oreo, changed after 2006

2. a white person who imitates the values and behaviors of inner city Black people

Did you snitch my last Uh Oh Oreo.

by The Return of Light Joker March 20, 2008

Kangaroo court

1. an extralegal or corrupt court

2. any court perceived as being less than fair

This trial is being run by a kangaroo court.

by The Return of Light Joker March 21, 2008

sprout

a child, especially a baby

She has one sprout too many.

by The Return of Light Joker March 22, 2008

If the shoe fits, wear it

if the statement applies to you, admit it or do something about it

You are ignoring all the facts. If the shoe fits, wear it.

by The Return of Light Joker March 23, 2008