THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

helm

the glans(tip) of one's penis

I think I just chaffed my helm on my zipper.

by The Return of Light Joker January 17, 2008

galvanized

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

If you really want to get galvanized, drink something other than cheap beer.

by The Return of Light Joker April 13, 2010

nosy

overly inquisitive or curious, prying

Your so nosy. You just have to know who's up to what.

by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2009

push-over

a person who falters or gives in quickly

The last guy was such a push-over.

by The Return of Light Joker July 7, 2010

bag of antlers

an emaciated underweight woman, especially a model or actress (derogatory, supposedly her rib bones protruding from her skin would resemble a a pair of in a burlap sack)

As far a celebrities go, she is looking more like a bag of antlers every week.

by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2011

Push your luck

to take additional risks when things are going well

Dubya didn't remember what happens when you push your luck and as a result his popularity plummeted after he announced his idea about fighting terror.

by The Return of Light Joker April 6, 2008

goat rope

(This term is used by Marines. For links to Army terms with similar meanings see snafu)
a very chaotic situation

The situation in the auditorium turned into a real goat rope.

by The Return of Light Joker April 29, 2009