THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

flag waver

1. a very patriotic person

2. a work of fiction with a patriotic overtone

I am not a flag waver, but I think my country has improved in some aspects.

by The Return of Light Joker January 6, 2008

vertical bathtub

a wall mounted man's urinal

I think he's having problems with the vertical bathtub.

by The Return of Light Joker December 25, 2009

tailor made

1. custom made

2. suitable for the situation

Your tailor made diversion didn't do a thing.

by The Return of Light Joker March 14, 2010

Zapper

1.a remote controller, usually one for a television

2.a person who constantly changes the television channel

Put the zapper away when you are done with it.

by The Return of Light Joker January 22, 2009

squirt

1. a young child

2. to urinate

3. to orgasm (usually for a man and sometimes a woman)

Some arrogant squirt was in the stall squirting.

by The Return of Light Joker August 20, 2010

chicken scratch

illegible handwriting, messy handwriting

You expect me to read this chicken scratch?

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2008

eater

something that dissolves or corrodes a material

That mildew eater is harmful to the skin. Don't touch the tub until it is washed off.

by The Return of Light Joker January 6, 2008