THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

kick ass and take names

to behave roughly and violently (from the image of an overly punitive authority figure in the military or police

All he wanted to do with his position was kick ass and take names.

by The Return of Light Joker January 7, 2008

granny dumping

(or grampa dumping) the act of abandoning helpless or destitute old people by families who are not able to care for them

The victims of granny dumping have even more trouble dealing with the problem when they are also victims of Alzheimer's.

by The Return of Light Joker January 7, 2008

the pits

a place or situation that is lousy, boring, loathsome etc (from armpits)

That store is the pits.

by The Return of Light Joker January 8, 2008

plastic

1. someone or something pretentious and superficial, a false
person or thing

2. a credit card

She is just so plastic.

by The Return of Light Joker January 8, 2008

vinyl

1. a phonographic record(also applied to the plural use)

2. a song recorded on a phonographic record

(from the material the records were made of)

Vinyl records are no longer used by most ordinary people, but are still common among DJs.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008

opera

a situation that take up a lot of time

This is a pointless opera.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008

wood butcher

a carpenter, especially an incompetent one (probably influenced by butcher, incompetent surgeon)

If that wood butcher comes to the door again, I'm gonna sue the pants off of him.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008