Crunk Cup

A goblet or chalice that "pimps" carry around with them at social gatherings. Usually ridiculously decorated in a "sparkly" fashion. In fact, it looks like someone gave a kid with ADD infinite access to a "Bedazzler" and a china cabinet. Usually carries around "Cristal" (krih-stahl) immitations and such.
"That cup's spackled more with diamonds than my toilet with shit after I eat too mush Taco del Mar!"
"Word dawg, thass a Crunk Cup all up in dis."
"So that's what happened to my goddamn Bedazzler..."
"Niggah what?"
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Gaytarded

Gay and Retarded. Much like yourself if reading this.
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Bling-Bling

Jewelry or Riches.
Mainly "Gold" or "Platinum" and "Diamonds" are the source of all of this.
Man, you see dat wiggah? He be bling-blingin' it up, Fosheezie!
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Guangdong

Technically: a workhorse/sweatshop province in Southern China.

Slang Term: The name Godzilla would give his genitalia or "dong" if he had the option of doing so.
(Dubbed)
Man: "Oh no! It's Godzilla! We must flee!"
Woman: "Golly! Did you see his penis take out that building! Now THAT's a monster worth worshipping!"
Godzilla: "Rrraaaaaawwwr!"
(Translation courtesy of Snoop Dee-Oh-Double-Gee: "Yo beeyitch, thass what I'm muhfuckin' talkin' 'bout! Worship dis sheeyit by bizzendin' izzover so I can git me one of dem good long looks at whatchoo workin' wit' gurl. Dats rite! Muhfuckuhs tag be Guangdong. Say it. Pronunciate it beeyitch! Guangdong yo! Guangdong!"
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Frotter

To gain erotic pleasure from rubbing up against random strangers in crowded public areas.
When you feel somebody "Accidently" bump in to you or touch you and they "Apologize"... They are creaming their pants... That, my friend, is Frotterism!
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Pedestrian

An awesome form of speedbump, mainly involving screaming and blood effect
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Funk Trunk

Damn! Dem Dere's some Uncle Tom's Be Shakin' Dat Funk Trunk! Foshizzie!
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