drop the orange

I have to drop the orange
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Fruit Snacks

Another creator of friendship, almost as powerful as the granola bar.
C2: since you don't have a granola bar, the only way we can be friends is if you have some fruit snacks.

Person 1: I already ate my fruit snacks

C2:
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Fruit-snacks

Used to partially restore friendship with a C2. Although not as strong as granola bars (usually doesn't allow you to start a friendship), fruit-snacks are still a great thing to have on hand when dealing with C2s.
I forgot to bring a granola bar today, so I had to use my fruit-snacks.
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FruitSnacks

Many people think that FruitSnacks are of equal power compared to granola bars. However, this is incorrect (and can wreck your C2 friendships). FruitSnacks are only to be used to help heal friendships, and can fully repair a broken friendship when paired with granola bars. However, C2s usually prefer granola bars, and dislike when FruitSnacks are used to replace them.
Person 3: I thought FruitSnacks and granola bars were of equal value, now C2 doesn't want to be friends with me anymore.
Person 1:
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aresed

Common misspelling of the word "arsed"

(see: arsed)
Some dude online: I can't be aresed!
Some other dude online: Actually, it's spelled "arsed"
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cumblanket

A blanket that is used only during masturbation; usually used by men who don't want to get semen on their normal blanket.
John: Can I borrow that blanket?
Robert: Nope, that's my cumblanket.
John: Gross, dude!
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all the balls

Used to refer to something that sucks to the point where it doesn't just suck balls, it sucks all the balls.
Person 1: C2 stole my granola bar!
Person 854302L: That must suck all the balls
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