Definitions by THE REAL MAYO MAN

Lang Belta 

Language spoken by the Belters in The Expanse

Lang Belta words include beltalowda and kaka felota

Lang Belta by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 25, 2022

22843947

Part of the passcode to get into a cult called The Company. The other part is "surrender submit sacrifice serve survive"

Person 1: Hey, wanna join this sexist cult?
Person 2: Why the fuck would I wanna-
Person 1: The code is surrender submit sacrifice serve survive 22843947
Person 2: Fuck off you cunt

22843947 by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 12, 2022

pee tape

The Pee Tape was a recording of Trump getting pissed on.

Yo, have you seen the Pee Tape?

pee tape by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 1, 2022

fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck 

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fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck by THE REAL MAYO MAN October 10, 2022

cumblanket 

A blanket that is used only during masturbation; usually used by men who don't want to get semen on their normal blanket.

John: Can I borrow that blanket?
Robert: Nope, that's my cumblanket.
John: Gross, dude!

cumblanket by THE REAL MAYO MAN October 16, 2021

all the balls

Used to refer to something that sucks to the point where it doesn't just suck balls, it sucks all the balls.

Person 1: C2 stole my granola bar!
Person 854302L: That must suck all the balls

all the balls by THE REAL MAYO MAN August 8, 2021

instant piss 

Powdered piss.

I brought a bag of instant piss to school

instant piss by THE REAL MAYO MAN August 5, 2021