Granola bar

The only thing that can sustain a friendship with a C2.

Person 949632q: Why does C2 keep forcing me to give him granola bars? Isn't one enough?

Person 1:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

C 2

Someone who steals granola bars/creates fake friendships in order to get granola bars.

Person 777553: C 2 keeps taking my granola bars

Person 1: Yeah, he does that.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

Granola Bar

Something that C2s use fake friendships in order to get.

The C2 uses it's amazing fake friendship technique in order to obtain this spectacular granola bar.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 28, 2021

C 2

A C 2 steals granola bars, usually resorting to creating fake friendships in order to get granola bars.

C 2 keeps stealing my granola bars!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021

pee tape

The Pee Tape was a recording of Trump getting pissed on.

Yo, have you seen the Pee Tape?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 01, 2022

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Insects prepared for human consumption, usually crickets.

Thailand Unique has the best edible insects!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN July 30, 2020

Granola-bar

A granola-bar is used to make friendships with any and all C2s. Just make sure you keep bringing granola bars with you (as many as you can), and don't think that fruit-snacks can be used as a permanent substitute.

C2: Now, I brought you all here because you have been giving me fruit snacks instead of granola-bars.
Persons 5, 6 and 8: We thought that fruitsnacks were ok to be used.
C2: NO! Now, you better all have granola-bars
Persons 5, 6 and 8:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021