AKA, ALVIN
ALVIN THAI LIM
An HOMIESEXUAL who has told a handful of people that he SUCKS his OWN DICK while he performs one of his favorite moves , Thai Coconut
He can multitask different combo's as well.
Just ask his roommates, RYAN and SAM.
ALVIN THAI LIM
An HOMIESEXUAL who has told a handful of people that he SUCKS his OWN DICK while he performs one of his favorite moves , Thai Coconut
He can multitask different combo's as well.
Just ask his roommates, RYAN and SAM.
SAM : " yo RYAN, have you ever had the Thai soup by THAI "
RYAN : yo SAM , I'm kind of MAD 😠 at THAI because when we all went to OCTOBER fest together you remember that I got in a fight with THAI, he claims that I pushed him at the Concordia Club while he was dancing 💃 with KATARINA but he has terrible balance and no swag so he ended up tripping and falling all by him self "
SAM : " OH BOY, yeSh. I remember. Both of you started scrapping it out after we left and both of you got out of the car and duked it out then you threw THAI on the hood of the car like a rag doll "
RYAN : " yo SAM, can you believe THAI, he tells everyone that I pick my nose and eat all the boogers at the same time"
SAM : "He's told me that as well "
RYAN : " that's it!! I shall settle for a Thai handshake "
RYAN : yo SAM , I'm kind of MAD 😠 at THAI because when we all went to OCTOBER fest together you remember that I got in a fight with THAI, he claims that I pushed him at the Concordia Club while he was dancing 💃 with KATARINA but he has terrible balance and no swag so he ended up tripping and falling all by him self "
SAM : " OH BOY, yeSh. I remember. Both of you started scrapping it out after we left and both of you got out of the car and duked it out then you threw THAI on the hood of the car like a rag doll "
RYAN : " yo SAM, can you believe THAI, he tells everyone that I pick my nose and eat all the boogers at the same time"
SAM : "He's told me that as well "
RYAN : " that's it!! I shall settle for a Thai handshake "
by THAI 💩 February 14, 2025
A short BISEXUAL MAGILANT NARSASSCIST with a lot of tattoos.
Be careful with these things because their top LIP curls up when they get MAD 😠 😜
You can find him at the back of the 💅 NAIL SALON giving out HAND JOBS to men & women.
He has a special going on every Friday called THAI POON Friday's, These Typhoon Friday's include.
1. Full hand job while his top lip is curled up.
2. THAI SMILE - in the missionary position only !!
3. THAI TANIC - with curry ice 🧊 cubes and end the session off with a THAI NUGGET.
If he's in a real good mood he will perform the THAI PADLOCK.
Please book your reservation now!! Limited spots left, Frst cum - first serve
Be careful with these things because their top LIP curls up when they get MAD 😠 😜
You can find him at the back of the 💅 NAIL SALON giving out HAND JOBS to men & women.
He has a special going on every Friday called THAI POON Friday's, These Typhoon Friday's include.
1. Full hand job while his top lip is curled up.
2. THAI SMILE - in the missionary position only !!
3. THAI TANIC - with curry ice 🧊 cubes and end the session off with a THAI NUGGET.
If he's in a real good mood he will perform the THAI PADLOCK.
Please book your reservation now!! Limited spots left, Frst cum - first serve
TD: " YO THAI, what are you saying this Friday???
THAI: " TD my Jamaican Brother,
It's THAI POON Friday's at the salon so I will be working. Please stop by so you & I can get out freak On"
TD: " Sounds good THAI POON 😋 "
THAI: " TD my Jamaican Brother,
It's THAI POON Friday's at the salon so I will be working. Please stop by so you & I can get out freak On"
TD: " Sounds good THAI POON 😋 "
by THAI 💩 February 05, 2025
Should have just came out of the closet before he got married & had kids.
Now he just made things extremely weird for everyone. Clearly this was all calculated to prove to others that he wasn't bisexual but in reality he was from the get GO! Dammmnn YO!
Now he just made things extremely weird for everyone. Clearly this was all calculated to prove to others that he wasn't bisexual but in reality he was from the get GO! Dammmnn YO!
HANAHA: " yo SAM, is THAI OK"
SAM: " We are all waiting for him to come out of the closet "
RYAN: " SAM & I lived with THAI for many years and we did suspect something, that he could be BI "
HANAHA: "Eweeeew 🤮🤢, OMG. What the heck, he leads everyone on with a false image "
SAM: " We are all waiting for him to come out of the closet "
RYAN: " SAM & I lived with THAI for many years and we did suspect something, that he could be BI "
HANAHA: "Eweeeew 🤮🤢, OMG. What the heck, he leads everyone on with a false image "
by THAI 💩 February 09, 2025
Word is, he got married and had kids with a certain individual just to prove a point that he's not bisexual?
He's divorced now for many reasons and the mother has pretty much full custody of her kids which is great news for everyone because it's not fair for the kids to be around a father that hasn't come out of the closet yet. Now not only has he hurt his own kids, he has hurt him self to the point of no return which he has to live with this for the rest of his life.
He's a short BISEXUAL MAGILANT NARSASSCIST that use to work at Automation Tooling Systems & caused a lot of RIFF RAFF there then worked at Toyota in Woodstock and still causing RIFF RAFF there. Apparently he rented a LAMBORGHINI and brought it to his work at Toyota in the heart of the PANDEMIC and told everyone that the car is his. LoL . He will do anything for any form of validation.
Only ALVIN THAI LIM's do these sort of things.
Yeahhh Buddy, you're a REAL JOKE!!
Even his own kids say he's a complete JOKE!!
He's divorced now for many reasons and the mother has pretty much full custody of her kids which is great news for everyone because it's not fair for the kids to be around a father that hasn't come out of the closet yet. Now not only has he hurt his own kids, he has hurt him self to the point of no return which he has to live with this for the rest of his life.
He's a short BISEXUAL MAGILANT NARSASSCIST that use to work at Automation Tooling Systems & caused a lot of RIFF RAFF there then worked at Toyota in Woodstock and still causing RIFF RAFF there. Apparently he rented a LAMBORGHINI and brought it to his work at Toyota in the heart of the PANDEMIC and told everyone that the car is his. LoL . He will do anything for any form of validation.
Only ALVIN THAI LIM's do these sort of things.
Yeahhh Buddy, you're a REAL JOKE!!
Even his own kids say he's a complete JOKE!!
Doug: " yo THAI, is that your LAMBO? You work on the production line just like me and how can you afford such a car especially when you're going through your divorce "
THAI : " Doug, can you just act along when I 😉 wink at you so the car looks like it belongs to me because I just want to be accepted and liked by everyone "
FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS THOUGH!
THAI : " Doug, can you just act along when I 😉 wink at you so the car looks like it belongs to me because I just want to be accepted and liked by everyone "
FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS THOUGH!
by THAI 💩 February 06, 2025
ALVIN THAI LIM is the masterbater of Thai Poon then you get promoted to a tycoon and eventually you get demoted to a mother fucking Loon as you're howling at the fucking moon.
by THAI 💩 February 12, 2025
Thai is a cesspool with a TON of STD's.
Just look at the SCLERA part of his eyes 👀👁 because it's YELLOW and eventually going GREEN.
He has slept with a TON of WOMEN and MEN including TAURIEN DALEY when the two went to MEXICO together. THAI took full advantage of TAURIEN DALEY by making TAURIEN a special 🍸
Thai Coma and eventually finishing him off with a Thai snowman .
THAI also goes by ALVIN and his full name is ALVIN THAI LIM.
He's been seen around in BARRIE, WOODSTOCK, CAMBRIDGE, KITCHENER, WATERLOO and surroundings. He's spreading AIDS throughout the community so people please be careful with THAI.
I wonder what his current girlfriend from the NAIL 💅 SALONE thinks of him ? She's has no FAKING CLUE who the little queer really is!!
Just look at the SCLERA part of his eyes 👀👁 because it's YELLOW and eventually going GREEN.
He has slept with a TON of WOMEN and MEN including TAURIEN DALEY when the two went to MEXICO together. THAI took full advantage of TAURIEN DALEY by making TAURIEN a special 🍸
Thai Coma and eventually finishing him off with a Thai snowman .
THAI also goes by ALVIN and his full name is ALVIN THAI LIM.
He's been seen around in BARRIE, WOODSTOCK, CAMBRIDGE, KITCHENER, WATERLOO and surroundings. He's spreading AIDS throughout the community so people please be careful with THAI.
I wonder what his current girlfriend from the NAIL 💅 SALONE thinks of him ? She's has no FAKING CLUE who the little queer really is!!
HANAHA: KATRINA, did you and THAI practice safe SEX while you two dated ?
KATRINA: he did FUCK me up my ass multiple times because I was in a
Thai Coma then I woke up to a
Thai hole .
HANAHA: ok, makes sense. Now he fucls me up my ASS then FUCKS me in my mouth as blows his load then I have
thai-arrhea . His SEMEN runs right through me which causes me Thai Pinch all day everyday that I have change my undies all the time. What the hell does Thai eat or drink that makes his SEMEN so TOXIC for our bodies??
KATRINA: he's SUCKS men off all day and swallowes BIG LOADS then eats Pad Thai then makes us give him head as he BLOWS his LOAD in our mouths and watches us swallow his LOAD.
HANAHA: you're SMART!
KATRINA: he did FUCK me up my ass multiple times because I was in a
Thai Coma then I woke up to a
Thai hole .
HANAHA: ok, makes sense. Now he fucls me up my ASS then FUCKS me in my mouth as blows his load then I have
thai-arrhea . His SEMEN runs right through me which causes me Thai Pinch all day everyday that I have change my undies all the time. What the hell does Thai eat or drink that makes his SEMEN so TOXIC for our bodies??
KATRINA: he's SUCKS men off all day and swallowes BIG LOADS then eats Pad Thai then makes us give him head as he BLOWS his LOAD in our mouths and watches us swallow his LOAD.
HANAHA: you're SMART!
by THAI 💩 February 19, 2025
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Thai ISN'T a good friend because he's COO COO all the time. Make sure not to get angry at them or else your face will become flatter than Flat Stanley because he will sit on your face. He's an ATM kind of guy!! Thai can smash a ball easy in one night and many other things. He's MID at poker and extremely bad in all sports except men's wrestling because he loves to grope men and men only. Pretty midget kind of a build but if you open his shirt you will see a wide variety of gay extremities. Always a COCK sucker and can be found in different areas of the world.
Why is his SCLERA extremely YELLOW? It's turning GREEN almost ?
Can someone tell him to ease off on the Semen..
Thai ISN'T a good friend because he's COO COO all the time. Make sure not to get angry at them or else your face will become flatter than Flat Stanley because he will sit on your face. He's an ATM kind of guy!! Thai can smash a ball easy in one night and many other things. He's MID at poker and extremely bad in all sports except men's wrestling because he loves to grope men and men only. Pretty midget kind of a build but if you open his shirt you will see a wide variety of gay extremities. Always a COCK sucker and can be found in different areas of the world.
Why is his SCLERA extremely YELLOW? It's turning GREEN almost ?
Can someone tell him to ease off on the Semen..
by THAI 💩 February 08, 2025