THAI 💩 's definitions
An complete DRUG 💉 addict from day # 1
Just look at the SCLERA part of his 👀 👁 eyes. Why is it pee YELLOW and he's going completely BALD?
The guy looks OLD as FU%K!
Just look at the SCLERA part of his 👀 👁 eyes. Why is it pee YELLOW and he's going completely BALD?
The guy looks OLD as FU%K!
DING: yo, my pee is yellow. It's the same color as my SCLERA.
DONG: yooooooo, you must have THAI LIM disease ¿¿¿ 🤮🤢🤮
Infection?? 🤮🤢🤮
DONG: yooooooo, you must have THAI LIM disease ¿¿¿ 🤮🤢🤮
Infection?? 🤮🤢🤮
by THAI 💩 February 1, 2025
Get the THAI LIMmug. A short BISEXUAL MAGILANT NARSASSCIST with a lot of tattoos.
Be careful with these things because their top LIP curls up when they get MAD 😠 😜
You can find him at the back of the 💅 NAIL SALON giving out HAND JOBS to men & women.
He has a special going on every Friday called THAI POON Friday's, These Typhoon Friday's include.
1. Full hand job while his top lip is curled up.
2. THAI SMILE - in the missionary position only !!
3. THAI TANIC - with curry ice 🧊 cubes and end the session off with a THAI NUGGET.
If he's in a real good mood he will perform the THAI PADLOCK.
Please book your reservation now!! Limited spots left, Frst cum - first serve
Be careful with these things because their top LIP curls up when they get MAD 😠 😜
You can find him at the back of the 💅 NAIL SALON giving out HAND JOBS to men & women.
He has a special going on every Friday called THAI POON Friday's, These Typhoon Friday's include.
1. Full hand job while his top lip is curled up.
2. THAI SMILE - in the missionary position only !!
3. THAI TANIC - with curry ice 🧊 cubes and end the session off with a THAI NUGGET.
If he's in a real good mood he will perform the THAI PADLOCK.
Please book your reservation now!! Limited spots left, Frst cum - first serve
TD: " YO THAI, what are you saying this Friday???
THAI: " TD my Jamaican Brother,
It's THAI POON Friday's at the salon so I will be working. Please stop by so you & I can get out freak On"
TD: " Sounds good THAI POON 😋 "
THAI: " TD my Jamaican Brother,
It's THAI POON Friday's at the salon so I will be working. Please stop by so you & I can get out freak On"
TD: " Sounds good THAI POON 😋 "
by THAI 💩 February 5, 2025
Get the THAImug. He finished his shift at Toyota then went to NUTTY's and got completely lit.
Then he came home in the AM and when THAI SHIT on his whole family including his own son.
Then he came home in the AM and when THAI SHIT on his whole family including his own son.
by THAI 💩 January 26, 2025
Get the Thaimug. This ALVIN THAI LIM character is on some GAY FUGAZI SHIT!
WhO IN ThE heLL claims that they are in the CHINESE TRIAD MAFIA and gets BOTOX injected in them 💉. 💋
BraH, who the FAK are you fooling?
Are you THaT deSPeRaTE foR a SHARD of attention that you are willing to do such things. You are a short little queer with tattoos who's trying to fit in anywhere you can either with your BULL SHIT stories or your DING DONG antics!
GO THE FUCK BACK to your country or BACK to BARRIE where you FAKing belong! LoL
Your kids can make it perfectly fine without you, they have made it this far being raised by thier single mom.
You have taken the following substances and still are continuing which everyone knows.
-Viagra
-Cocaine
-Steroids
-Men's semen
-Meth
-Heroine
-Crack
-BOTOX, thanks to KATRINA MORDY
-Weed on the daily
-Drinks like a FISH, your bleach VODKA
that's made in someone's bath 🛁 tub
tastes like SHIT and is poisonous ☠💀
-Your Diamonds 💎 are pure garbage
just like you.
No wonder the SCLERA part of your eyes 👁👀 are changing colour? Could your liver finally be shutting down ?
WhO IN ThE heLL claims that they are in the CHINESE TRIAD MAFIA and gets BOTOX injected in them 💉. 💋
BraH, who the FAK are you fooling?
Are you THaT deSPeRaTE foR a SHARD of attention that you are willing to do such things. You are a short little queer with tattoos who's trying to fit in anywhere you can either with your BULL SHIT stories or your DING DONG antics!
GO THE FUCK BACK to your country or BACK to BARRIE where you FAKing belong! LoL
Your kids can make it perfectly fine without you, they have made it this far being raised by thier single mom.
You have taken the following substances and still are continuing which everyone knows.
-Viagra
-Cocaine
-Steroids
-Men's semen
-Meth
-Heroine
-Crack
-BOTOX, thanks to KATRINA MORDY
-Weed on the daily
-Drinks like a FISH, your bleach VODKA
that's made in someone's bath 🛁 tub
tastes like SHIT and is poisonous ☠💀
-Your Diamonds 💎 are pure garbage
just like you.
No wonder the SCLERA part of your eyes 👁👀 are changing colour? Could your liver finally be shutting down ?
KATRINA MORDY: " HANAHA, have you noticed anything different about THAI lately ?
HANAHA: " yeah I have, his lips 💋 are swelled up and so is his head , what happened "
KATRINA MORDY: " OH we went to the salon for our BOTOX sessions and they their special running at the time for MAGILANT NARSASSCISTS so THAI fits that description perfectly so he got the MAGILANT discount % "
HANAHA: " did you suck his dick after "
KATRINA MORDY " yea I did, it tasted like SHIT!! It was like he fucked someone up the ASS and it smelt bad too "
HANAHA: " maybe the person ate too much YEMENI CHIKEN RICE and shattered the 🚽 porcelain at the same time "
Wait a minute, I was over at THAI's place and I made YEMENI CHICKEN RICE and the only person that was there was his one roommate RYAN at the time and half the YEMENI CHIKEN rice is gone now.
KATRINA MORDY " " WTF! I KNEW IT, THAI is GAY!
HANAHA: " His best friend TAURIEN DALEY from BARRIE told me that a while ago because something happened to TAURIEN while him and THAI went to MEXICO together ❤. TAURIEN woke up naked or something like that "
KATRINA MORDY: " you can have the BASKET CASE "
HANAHA: " well soo much for the YEMENI CHIKEN RICE "
RYAN : " HANAHA, it was delish but I had
Thai Soccer Team all night before THAI put it in if ya know what I mean 😉. "
HANAHA " OH , BOY "
KATRINA MORDY : " OH, BOY "
HANAHA: " yeah I have, his lips 💋 are swelled up and so is his head , what happened "
KATRINA MORDY: " OH we went to the salon for our BOTOX sessions and they their special running at the time for MAGILANT NARSASSCISTS so THAI fits that description perfectly so he got the MAGILANT discount % "
HANAHA: " did you suck his dick after "
KATRINA MORDY " yea I did, it tasted like SHIT!! It was like he fucked someone up the ASS and it smelt bad too "
HANAHA: " maybe the person ate too much YEMENI CHIKEN RICE and shattered the 🚽 porcelain at the same time "
Wait a minute, I was over at THAI's place and I made YEMENI CHICKEN RICE and the only person that was there was his one roommate RYAN at the time and half the YEMENI CHIKEN rice is gone now.
KATRINA MORDY " " WTF! I KNEW IT, THAI is GAY!
HANAHA: " His best friend TAURIEN DALEY from BARRIE told me that a while ago because something happened to TAURIEN while him and THAI went to MEXICO together ❤. TAURIEN woke up naked or something like that "
KATRINA MORDY: " you can have the BASKET CASE "
HANAHA: " well soo much for the YEMENI CHIKEN RICE "
RYAN : " HANAHA, it was delish but I had
Thai Soccer Team all night before THAI put it in if ya know what I mean 😉. "
HANAHA " OH , BOY "
KATRINA MORDY : " OH, BOY "
by THAI 💩 February 14, 2025
Get the Thaimug. Thai is a person who is clinically retarded and needs to be diagnosed professionally because he has severe mental health issues on top substance issues. He's needs constant validation from others even if he's wrong because he wants to look and feel adequate at all times. This a TYPICALLY MAGILANT NARSASSCIST TRAIT!!
If you don't agree or give him the validation that he's looking for then he will throw a tantrum like a kid and go bizzerk and eventually go off on a tangent and eventually roffie his own wife's birth control pills 💊 so she would get prego before she left him so this way there is a bond through their kids or else she essentially would have won that situation because she was leaving him for good but now she has kids that weren't planned. Even when he's trying to help you it's not coming from a good place because he has a evil motive brewing behind the scenes because he suffers from LITTLE MAN SYNDROME or because he's short and he has much more to prove so he always wants the upper hand.
A few names he was give through his childhood and even now he's known as that.
1. RIFF RAFF
2. MICKEY MOUSE
3. COCK SUCKER
4. FOLLOWER
5. ATM, ASS TO MOUTH
6. MAGILANT NARSASSCIST
7. FAGGOT
If you don't agree or give him the validation that he's looking for then he will throw a tantrum like a kid and go bizzerk and eventually go off on a tangent and eventually roffie his own wife's birth control pills 💊 so she would get prego before she left him so this way there is a bond through their kids or else she essentially would have won that situation because she was leaving him for good but now she has kids that weren't planned. Even when he's trying to help you it's not coming from a good place because he has a evil motive brewing behind the scenes because he suffers from LITTLE MAN SYNDROME or because he's short and he has much more to prove so he always wants the upper hand.
A few names he was give through his childhood and even now he's known as that.
1. RIFF RAFF
2. MICKEY MOUSE
3. COCK SUCKER
4. FOLLOWER
5. ATM, ASS TO MOUTH
6. MAGILANT NARSASSCIST
7. FAGGOT
by THAI 💩 February 19, 2025
Get the Thaimug. ALVIN THAI LIM is the masterbater of Thai Poon then you get promoted to a tycoon and eventually you get demoted to a mother fucking Loon as you're howling at the fucking moon.
by THAI 💩 February 12, 2025
Get the Thaimug. Thai is a cesspool with a TON of STD's.
Just look at the SCLERA part of his eyes 👀👁 because it's YELLOW and eventually going GREEN.
He has slept with a TON of WOMEN and MEN including TAURIEN DALEY when the two went to MEXICO together. THAI took full advantage of TAURIEN DALEY by making TAURIEN a special 🍸
Thai Coma and eventually finishing him off with a Thai snowman .
THAI also goes by ALVIN and his full name is ALVIN THAI LIM.
He's been seen around in BARRIE, WOODSTOCK, CAMBRIDGE, KITCHENER, WATERLOO and surroundings. He's spreading AIDS throughout the community so people please be careful with THAI.
I wonder what his current girlfriend from the NAIL 💅 SALONE thinks of him ? She's has no FAKING CLUE who the little queer really is!!
Just look at the SCLERA part of his eyes 👀👁 because it's YELLOW and eventually going GREEN.
He has slept with a TON of WOMEN and MEN including TAURIEN DALEY when the two went to MEXICO together. THAI took full advantage of TAURIEN DALEY by making TAURIEN a special 🍸
Thai Coma and eventually finishing him off with a Thai snowman .
THAI also goes by ALVIN and his full name is ALVIN THAI LIM.
He's been seen around in BARRIE, WOODSTOCK, CAMBRIDGE, KITCHENER, WATERLOO and surroundings. He's spreading AIDS throughout the community so people please be careful with THAI.
I wonder what his current girlfriend from the NAIL 💅 SALONE thinks of him ? She's has no FAKING CLUE who the little queer really is!!
HANAHA: KATRINA, did you and THAI practice safe SEX while you two dated ?
KATRINA: he did FUCK me up my ass multiple times because I was in a
Thai Coma then I woke up to a
Thai hole .
HANAHA: ok, makes sense. Now he fucls me up my ASS then FUCKS me in my mouth as blows his load then I have
thai-arrhea . His SEMEN runs right through me which causes me Thai Pinch all day everyday that I have change my undies all the time. What the hell does Thai eat or drink that makes his SEMEN so TOXIC for our bodies??
KATRINA: he's SUCKS men off all day and swallowes BIG LOADS then eats Pad Thai then makes us give him head as he BLOWS his LOAD in our mouths and watches us swallow his LOAD.
HANAHA: you're SMART!
KATRINA: he did FUCK me up my ass multiple times because I was in a
Thai Coma then I woke up to a
Thai hole .
HANAHA: ok, makes sense. Now he fucls me up my ASS then FUCKS me in my mouth as blows his load then I have
thai-arrhea . His SEMEN runs right through me which causes me Thai Pinch all day everyday that I have change my undies all the time. What the hell does Thai eat or drink that makes his SEMEN so TOXIC for our bodies??
KATRINA: he's SUCKS men off all day and swallowes BIG LOADS then eats Pad Thai then makes us give him head as he BLOWS his LOAD in our mouths and watches us swallow his LOAD.
HANAHA: you're SMART!
by THAI 💩 February 19, 2025
Get the Thaimug.