"Last night was disaster.com"
by tess April 04, 2006
"Imagine your a girl just trying to finally come clean, knowing full well they'd prefer you were dirty and smiling"
by Tess January 02, 2005
The ugly sister. The perfect extreme-makover candidate. The perfect Swan candidate.The frustrated sister who's trying to hard to break away from the shadow. An average girl who cannot sing but fakes it anyway.
If you've envied your big sister all your life because she has everything you don't; the voice, the beauty, the body, the man, the money: then you're an Ashlee Simpson
by tess December 31, 2004
by tess December 14, 2004
by Tess December 28, 2003