TEX's definitions

pap shmear

a gynocological device; or a diss

a bunch got stolen from a hospital in Pittsburgh, so that is reason for a diss.

dude 1: (farts on dude's back)
dude 2: dude y you being such a pap shmear?

by Tex February 22, 2005

Jugger

the mack daddy of them all. he gets all the ass

when john rolls through the hood with 4 girls he is a true jugger.

by tex May 12, 2004

ph0nage

Main Entry: ph0nage
Pronunciation: 'fOn-age
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): ph0·naged;
Etymology: Greek phOnAge

1: the leader of team |FC| <teamfc.net>
2: to reduce drastically especially in number of opposing members in CS <ph0nage decimated the t's>

dude, we were playing some cs last night and ph0nage owned the squirrels on reflex

by Tex March 24, 2004

bucket

1. An event, person, or thing that is sub-standard in nature.

"That party was so bucket!"

by Tex February 8, 2005

ramon

large, brown, circumcised penis

All women want to experience a ramon.

by tex February 26, 2005

waffle headed

To be shot in the head by the predator's spear gun. Refering to the way the aiming dots look on the targets head.

Fuck man, the Predator jumped outa the trees and waffle headed that motherfucker! What you talking about? It ain't lookin like no god damned waffle. STFU That's what they all say, before they die.

by Tex April 9, 2003

ginar face

some one who sluts herself around in the most prude and confusing way.

Friend 1: who'd you sleep with last night?
Friend 2: ginar face

by Tex February 22, 2005