TED's definitions

Boomshine

1) A crude, but highly alcoholic beverage. Similar to Moonshine, but much more potent, with an alcohol content similar to Everclear (180 proof), but less refined. It is called boomshine because it has a tendency to explode, do to the high amount of alcohol vapor produced

2) A more potent version of moonshine, known to get people drunk off the vapors alone.

Jim Bob took one wiff of Bubba's boomshine and fell flat on his face.

by Ted December 6, 2004

ichabod

A strap-on penis or dildo.

Whose turn is it to strap-on ichabod?

by ted December 12, 2004

Dennis Hastert

The current house speaker (R-Ill). Not previously defined in the Urban Dictionary since he is generally such a quiet and un-noticed political entity. Unlike such prior falmboyant figures as Newt Gingrich and other republican gems who have crashed and burned, he accomplishes approximately as much without being noticed...a rather huge accomplishment in the field of politics.

Dennis who?????

by Ted June 13, 2004

pop punk

1.)Punk as fashion.

2.)A hollow version of the Punk Rock movement that began in the 80s.
i.e. wearing the clothes or singing a vague version of the music without actually understanding, or living it.

3.)A musical genre including the main musical groove to Punk Rock but containing lyrical content typical of a generic Pop song, esp. love songs.

Also called "ponk"

Spiked hair becoming mainstream.

Being different becoming so cool that being different is being the same.

Good Charlotte

by Ted June 11, 2004

Deli

1.the formation of the female body or ethnic background that is classable as a deli

1.aDaym that female is beautiful..she looks Oriental and black mix.. Thats a Sweet and Sour Neckbone Deli

bhey! hey! look how that woman walks..its like shes almost walkin crooked.. haha.. Sidewinder Deli!

cwhat the fuck.. that woman is just fuckin weird looking... UFO Deli

dof shit...that woman is huge...damn,she has no neck either..haha.. Queen of Harts Deli!

by Ted April 6, 2005

spew rag

Important safety device required when ingesting mouth mixers since overflows frequently result in explosive eruptions. Usually an old dishrag or t-shirt of dubious cleanliness hung on a nail within easy reach.

Dude, you shouldn't have given her that tequilla and root beer mouth mixer! We're going to need a new spew rag.

by ted December 8, 2004

wwpt

what would paul think?

wwpt bout DJ and those threads?

by TED July 18, 2004