TED's definitions

giggle shit

When you laugh so hard, you shit yourself. Giggle Shits (plural): When people around you discover that you've shit yourself from laughing too hard and they, in turn, shit themselves from laughing too hard at you having shit yourself.

"Quit making me laugh or I'll giggle shit myself!"

by Ted January 14, 2004

sauced

sauced: to be so drunk all you can think about is how drunk you are

i was supremely sauced at the party

by Ted October 6, 2004

pyros

Young, anti-social individuals who like to play with no one and nothing but fire and firearms.

Oklahoma Bombmer Timothy McVeigh.
All lead characters in cult classic Romper Stomper (staring Russell Crowe).

by Ted March 19, 2003

bo selecta

a program whached by many, it rules, and ye can e not get any better than craig davis rewind and trisia

craigggggggggggggggg david can i get a rewind, bo selecta and hey every one come sing with me when i say rice you say and pea, rice ad pea

by ted January 31, 2004

BENZ Wagon

A Mercedes Benz station wagon.

Man, yo momma got the tight ass BENZ Wagon

by Ted May 3, 2004

Clone

someone who acts like everyone else. Having no personality

Examples: Boy bands, jay vinson, most people in business.

by ted December 10, 2003

ninjafag

1. Peter Griffin 2. Trekkie 3. Cock Monger 4. Cunt Monkey

Peter Griffin, a Trekkie who savors the taste of cock, never knows when to shit the fuck up. What a ninjafag!

by ted April 20, 2003