SMDB

Literally stands for "Suck My Dick Bitch".

Ted, SMDB. Im playing Grand Theft Auto and eating Ice cream.

by ted April 28, 2005

terd

Coiler, floater, or a piece of sh**!
Ussualy smelly. Brown or greenish brown whitnuts ocasionally

My dog left a coiler in the backyard.

by ted August 31, 2003

Euro Equity

A fiendish game of networking involving many a sloot and trout.

"Do you want to have a pipe at my place tonight, Ian?"
"Sorry Ted, I've got to go out and engage in some Euro Equity"

by Ted September 02, 2003

pennsylvania press

the act of pooping from ones anus directly into another persons anus

this pennsylvania press has given my anus quite the sore

by Ted May 03, 2004

golden arches

Mc Donalds

I am hungry lets go down the Golden Arches

by Ted January 08, 2004

Deli

1.the formation of the female body or ethnic background that is classable as a deli

1.aDaym that female is beautiful..she looks Oriental and black mix.. Thats a Sweet and Sour Neckbone Deli

bhey! hey! look how that woman walks..its like shes almost walkin crooked.. haha.. Sidewinder Deli!

cwhat the fuck.. that woman is just fuckin weird looking... UFO Deli

dof shit...that woman is huge...damn,she has no neck either..haha.. Queen of Harts Deli!

by Ted April 06, 2005

Ring Warrior

A male who has the urge to insert is penis into the rectum of another male

That bloke with the plucked eyebrows and stiff walk is a ring warrior.

by Ted October 31, 2003