grow a tail

To simulate a kangaroo, or other large marsupial, by bending over and releasing a long blind baby seal from your cake hole.

(At the end of a large dinner).
"Where are you going with that magazine, Edward?"
"I'm off to meditate and grow a tail"

by Ted May 07, 2003

ba-donka-donk

ba-donka-donk: the junk in the trunk of a female

toni has da ba-donka-donk

by Ted October 06, 2004

brushyourhair

bitches like to use the phrase "brush your hair"

Mary, the bitch told her kids to brush their hair

by ted January 12, 2003

Beast

The term is usually used to greet Mark Alan Young, he was born August 20th 1988, see him and bitchslap the cunt

Yo beast, wha' sup!!!

by Ted December 07, 2004

fuzzy no no

cooch cork.

suck my fuzzy no no

by ted April 30, 2003

megavillain

Contemporary visual agent and instigator.

Check out megavillain.com

by Ted February 05, 2005

cumiahrrea

the milky doo doo substance that c omes out of the anus after someone one cums in said anus,also known as fagiahrrea.

i came in her trash hole and she had cumiahrrea all night.

by ted July 07, 2004