Dennis Hastert

The current house speaker (R-Ill). Not previously defined in the Urban Dictionary since he is generally such a quiet and un-noticed political entity. Unlike such prior falmboyant figures as Newt Gingrich and other republican gems who have crashed and burned, he accomplishes approximately as much without being noticed...a rather huge accomplishment in the field of politics.
Dennis who?????
by Ted June 13, 2004
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the beano

bit of crap to scoop up dog shit with.
a person is walking down the road and sees a bit of shit. He thinks 'hmmm, good job i've got my beano with me. i'll clear that up!2
by ted November 12, 2003
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Boomshine

1) A crude, but highly alcoholic beverage. Similar to Moonshine, but much more potent, with an alcohol content similar to Everclear (180 proof), but less refined. It is called boomshine because it has a tendency to explode, do to the high amount of alcohol vapor produced

2) A more potent version of moonshine, known to get people drunk off the vapors alone.
Jim Bob took one wiff of Bubba's boomshine and fell flat on his face.
by Ted December 06, 2004
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DaBaDoo

secret code in which a man is asking a woman for oral sex
psst---psst...hey Do Ya Wanna DabaDoo??
by Ted April 06, 2005
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kinhell

Kinhell, a word to use in hurry or in shock. Short for 'fucking hell'
Kinhell Elliot yous dicks small ye
by Ted July 28, 2004
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scarfing

Hang yourself by a scarf and masterbate. It really increases the pleasure.
Brian really digs scarfing from the ceiling fan.
by Ted April 21, 2003
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ichabod

Whose turn is it to strap-on ichabod?
by ted December 12, 2004
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