T.J. Dubz 's definitions

strap hanger

Generally people who ride busses or subways all the time. They just stand in the aisle and hang on to the strap so they don't fall down.

Hey, lets catch the subway and go uptown.

I hate riding the subway this time of day. There are too many damn strap hangers.

by T.J. Dubz March 3, 2008

After Pop

When making the perfect microwave popcorn, you listen to the corn pop to the point where it stops then you turn off the microwave. You wait to open the door until the after pop, where you hear an additional kernel pop after the microwave is off.

Don't open the door, I'm waiting for the after pop.

by T.J. Dubz August 17, 2011

Hova-Sleigh

When Santas reindeer are broke down and in idle mode. It's what happens when someone goes jihad and busts an RPG in Santas sleigh.

Rudolph and the rest of you bitches best get yo ass off the ground and out of Hova-Sleigh, we gots to go!

by T.J. Dubz December 14, 2010

Bugnado

An epic proportion of insects flying together in hopes of a quick bug fuck.

WTF is that in the sky a tornado?

No, it's a bugnado. A bunch of horny fucking bugs.

by T.J. Dubz August 22, 2011

Doucheitize

When people dig themselves a hole by being an epic douche.

Don't doucheitize yourself. Just stop talking, your making me like you even less every time you speak.

by T.J. Dubz September 11, 2011

The Bootie Flu

Someone with HIV or another type of disease. Most often caught sexually. This could include any vast array of sexual diseases or anything that can spread during sexual activities.

Wow, look at that girl over there.

Dude, don't mess with her, I heard she has a heavy case of The Bootie Flu.

by T.J. Dubz March 29, 2008

coffee graveyard

The discrete location (usually somewhere "outback") where you or someone you know always pours out all the old coffee. Other things can be included such as, old mop water, hot dog water, but for the most part it is just old coffee. If you ever go try and dig up a coffee graveyard site, you will find that you have to dig about 3 feet deep before you are past the coffee oil.

Is this a fresh pot?
No, just make another.

Where can I pour this out at?
Out back, you'll see the coffee graveyard.

by T.J. Dubz February 23, 2008