Rock Out With My Glock Out

When your chin deep in balls playing Counter Strike on a shitty team and out of primary. You always end up last alive with just a glock.

Damn my team sucks monkey fuck. Well, its time to rock out with my glock out.

by T.J. Dubz February 25, 2010

Bugnado

An epic proportion of insects flying together in hopes of a quick bug fuck.

WTF is that in the sky a tornado?

No, it's a bugnado. A bunch of horny fucking bugs.

by T.J. Dubz August 22, 2011

Omerican

An American that is a strong Obama supporter.

Sarah Palin doesn't stand a chance in the next election. This country is filled with Omericans.

by T.J. Dubz July 15, 2011

strap hanger

Generally people who ride busses or subways all the time. They just stand in the aisle and hang on to the strap so they don't fall down.

Hey, lets catch the subway and go uptown.

I hate riding the subway this time of day. There are too many damn strap hangers.

by T.J. Dubz March 3, 2008

Wrist Rolls

The bracelets of fat on an obease persons wrist. They have an appearance of the michelin mans body.

Lets go ask that guy what time it is.

That dude isn't even wearing a watch, those protrusions are just his wrist rolls bulging out of his sleeve.

by T.J. Dubz December 27, 2011

Meat Cookie

A crispy possibly crunchy hamburger with the texture of a two month old samoan cookie found between the crack of your couch.

Can I take your order?

Yea, I'll take a double meat cookie with bacon, lettuce, tomato, and onion.

by T.J. Dubz June 17, 2008

cattle brand

Very similar to a "tramp stamp" but this is tagged on a very obease individual. It is what most farmers use to catorgize their cows from their neighbors. But simply speaking, it is a fat ass bitch with a tatoo on the back of her waist.

OMG, look at that fat bitch with the tramp stamp.

Naaa man, thats not a tramp stamp, thats a cattle brand

by T.J. Dubz April 7, 2008