Definitions by T.J. Dubz

overspray 

After taking an epic dump, you want to mask the wretched smell with the available poo-pourri. When you spray the poo-pourri, you always get rained on by the left over mist in the air.

Man you need to go take a shower. You smell like glade.

Yea, that fucking overspray always gets me in the bathroom.

overspray by T.J. Dubz October 27, 2011

Bacon Boner 

An immediate massive solid erection that occurs at the sight or smell of bacon.

Do you want to go to waffle house?

No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.

Bacon Boner by T.J. Dubz October 26, 2011

Doucheitize 

When people dig themselves a hole by being an epic douche.

Don't doucheitize yourself. Just stop talking, your making me like you even less every time you speak.

Doucheitize by T.J. Dubz September 11, 2011

E.D.S. 

Explosive Diarrhea Syndrome. The artistic pattern of brown splatter against a white porcelain canvas.

-Damn someone dominated that toilet. Someone must be suffering from a very sever case of E.D.S.

E.D.S. by T.J. Dubz September 4, 2011

Steve Jobless

Steve Jobs new name after he left Apple.

Did you hear Steve Jobs left apple?

Yea, he needs to go ahead and change his name to Steve Jobless.

Steve Jobless by T.J. Dubz August 29, 2011

Bugnado

An epic proportion of insects flying together in hopes of a quick bug fuck.

WTF is that in the sky a tornado?

No, it's a bugnado. A bunch of horny fucking bugs.

Bugnado by T.J. Dubz August 22, 2011

Worshington 

A Midwest corn packer term used to say Washington.

I want to go out to Seattle Worshington to see my son next summer.

Worshington by T.J. Dubz August 18, 2011