T.J. Dubz's definitions

toothpick stare

The day dreamer stare you have when you are using a toothpick after you eat or when you have something stuck in your teeth. This same stare happens when you are cleaning your ears, brushing your teeth, or flossing.

What's wrong with George, he looks dazed.

-Yea, he has a toothpick stare going on.

by T.J. Dubz February 28, 2008

Bugnado

An epic proportion of insects flying together in hopes of a quick bug fuck.

WTF is that in the sky a tornado?

No, it's a bugnado. A bunch of horny fucking bugs.

by T.J. Dubz August 22, 2011

V.D.

Valentines Day <3

I want to wish every a Happy V.D.

by T.J. Dubz February 13, 2010

Kissle

One of the more famous characters of the Jerky Boys. Kissle is a WWII (double you double you two) veteran who loves to rag on his wife and repeat what he says over and over again.

Kissle: why you laugh'n, you ever seen my wife in a negleshay, she neglected her body; should I say.

In BangKok back in double you double you two, we use to bang hookers 10 at a time for a dime. There is even a song about it, "ten at a time for a dime, ten at a time for a diiime."

by T.J. Dubz January 29, 2008

Plate Up

To go get some food, mostly at a buffet type setting.

BRB, I'm going to go plate up with some General Tso chicken.

by T.J. Dubz November 3, 2011

Omerican

An American that is a strong Obama supporter.

Sarah Palin doesn't stand a chance in the next election. This country is filled with Omericans.

by T.J. Dubz July 15, 2011

Bag Porn

The lovely plastic encased magazines at the top of the magazine rack.

This book store is awesome, they don't bag their porn like other stores. Bag porn sucks.

by T.J. Dubz August 17, 2011