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Kissle

One of the more famous characters of the Jerky Boys. Kissle is a WWII (double you double you two) veteran who loves to rag on his wife and repeat what he says over and over again.
Kissle: why you laugh'n, you ever seen my wife in a negleshay, she neglected her body; should I say.

In BangKok back in double you double you two, we use to bang hookers 10 at a time for a dime. There is even a song about it, "ten at a time for a dime, ten at a time for a diiime."
by T.J. Dubz January 29, 2008
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E.D.S.

Explosive Diarrhea Syndrome. The artistic pattern of brown splatter against a white porcelain canvas.
-Damn someone dominated that toilet. Someone must be suffering from a very sever case of E.D.S.
by T.J. Dubz September 4, 2011
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shankles

shoulder-ankles

It is a derivative of cankles but much more goliath. It is basically a womans (or mans) figure that starts at their shoulders and goes straight to their feet without any
deviation much like a 2X4 but in this case a 90X90.
guy 1: Damn that girl has some serious cankles.

guy 2: DAMMMN, those are beyond cankles, those are shankles!!!
by T.J. Dubz June 11, 2008
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Wackapedia

When the pages of wikipedia are incorrect due to the various fucktard trolls that infest it to ruin other users information.
Person 1: I read on wikipedia that Charlie Sheen has HIV.

Person 2: You mean WACKAPEDIA! That is totally false. First of all, it is impossible for Charlie Sheen to even contract HIV. The amount of tiger blood in his blood would instantly kill the virus, much like how Magic Johnson's cash in his blood kills the virus.
by T.J. Dubz May 6, 2011
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S.A.M.

S.A.M. stands for Sun At Midnight aka a full Moon. Much like B.O.B. (big orange ball) stands for the sun.
. Hey lets hit the bars uptown tonight, we can just walk there.

.. Hell no, its dark as all hell and we would probably die on the way back.

. S.A.M. is out tonight so we got plenty of light.
by T.J. Dubz February 2, 2010
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goggle it

When a retard spells google wrong.
you spelled google wrong YOU SON OF A BITCH *arnold voice.

google it, not goggle it.
by T.J. Dubz July 27, 2011
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Free Breasting

Much like going commando, when women don't wear a bra. A lot like when guys go free balling when they don't wear underwear.
guy 1: Daaaaamn look at those boulders!

guy 2: wow, talk about tera-flop.. she must be free breasting
by T.J. Dubz May 27, 2009
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