Definitions by T. Wilson

Cedar Ridge Ministries 

Is an institution for "emotionaly challenged" boys between the ages of 7-18 years of age. It is located in Williamsport, Maryland which is about 9 miles west of Hagerstown, Md. They also have their own "on ground school" as well as their own christian radio station-WCRH 90.5 fm. You can learn more about them at their website at cedarridgeministries.org

I use to live at cedar ridge ministries back in the late 70's when I needed help growing up

Cedar Ridge Ministries by T. Wilson May 8, 2009

Granny flag 

an orange (hi-lited) flag on a high rod that the old people put on the bumper of their cars so they can find it easier.

Marge: "I can't find the damn car again!!"

Elmer: " I told you to put your granny flag on!"

Granny flag by T. Wilson September 26, 2008

crop dusting 

During the winter weather months and dry road salt powder has accumilated on the shoulder of the interstate. If you are a truck driver, you can guide your trailer off and on the shoulder to get them pesky cars or other tailgaters off of your ass!!

Trucker:(watching through his mirrors & laughing) "I am crop dusting your ass!!--how do ya like that!!"

crop dusting by T. Wilson February 16, 2008

plunger lipps 

anyone who has thick lips and could possibly be used as a toilet plunger.

"man, yo lips so thick & my toilet is stopped up...Can I borrow you for a minuit, plunger lipps?"

plunger lipps by T. Wilson January 26, 2008

peach bottoms 

a hot,gorgeous ass on a good looking woman wearing a thong. A better word than "Apple Bottoms".

"Man, look at all of those peach bottoms on the beach today!--YUMMY!"

peach bottoms by T. Wilson January 20, 2008

they 

what most blacks say when they mean "their"

Jamal: "Them punk-ass suckas needs to get the shit out of THEY ass!"

they by T. Wilson January 19, 2008

crank yanker 

any guy who jerks off is a "crank yanker"

looking at a good Hustler magazine can make any guy a crank yanker!

crank yanker by T. Wilson January 11, 2008