waffles

The official morning after food. After sex, in place of akward silence, and before you hit the road. Like the Wonder Twins, they are often topped with lots of nummy substances. When you don't know what to say, simply suggest waffles.
Um, waffles?
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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furburger

A muff with thick, overgrown hair protruding all over and around. Like a good burger, it's best with some pink in the middle.

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I couldn't finish eating my furburger! There was just so much!
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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Saying hello to his little friend another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and does the five-knuckle-shuffle.
Everytime I visit France, I say hello to my little friend.
by T. J. May 23, 2003
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Wonder Twins

1. Princess Sarah's breasts.
2. Zan and Jayna, two characters from a short-lived DC comic, and a TV cartoon called the Superfriends.
I would like to pour honey and fire ants all over the Wonder Twins!
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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chuff box

Nasty, hairy pussy that smells like ass. Janet Reno has one. Don't ask.


See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
That chuff box has health code violations.
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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taco sauce

Menstrual blood. The term is derived from a bearded taco being on the rag.
When I earned my red wings, I was covered in taco sauce.
by T. J. May 23, 2003
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Butt Pirate

A man who enjoys anal sex, akin to a Rump Raider or a Bum Ninja. This term is often associated with gay porn stars.
The butt pirate enjoyed giving the cabin boy the plank.
by T. J. May 23, 2003
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