T-Money's definitions

cump

to fuck a girl the night before dumping her.

Tonight is the night I'm gonna cump her.

by T-money April 28, 2004

Exorcising the McDemons

To expel three double cheezys and one supersize freezy the following day after excessive drinking and an unnecessary trip to McDonalds. Similar to the normal huge smelly shit, except on a much greater scale.

"Yo dog, hurry up i gots ta shower"
"Chill playa, im excercising the McDemons"

"want to see a dead body?"
"dog that aint a dead body, my McDemon wouldnt flush"

by T-Money April 2, 2004

fat shit cat

a fat cat with fat shit named meatball

take fat shit cat off of my crotch

by T-Money May 1, 2003

nilla rich

Comes from the word "vanilla", which is the same cracker ass shade as white people. Its the opposite on being "nigger rich". See example

"Yo, T Money has a mansion, I bet hes got a 50 inch plasma"
"Nah playa, he's got the 12 inch Samsung tho"
"Damn, he IS nilla rich"

by T-Money March 30, 2004

fat shit dick licker

when you take a shit and try to blow yourself

Zack stop being a fat shit dick licker!

by T-MONEY May 5, 2003

john Kerry

a liberal senator who is the democratic representative for the presidential election. He is also the biggest jerk-off ever. He should pack up and take his two-faced ass to France where he will fit in. Him and edwards hug more then any couple i've ever seen and in europe its okay for men to kiss each other.

His whole Career as a politician

by t-money August 18, 2006

T-Money

A 1 dollar bill with Mr.T on the the front and the A-Team van on the back. Always drink your milk ya fuckers!

T-Money is cool

by T-Money May 1, 2003