T-Money's definitions

about

almost, but not equal to

'I will order the pizza about 12 o clock'

meaning the pizza will be ordered somewhere between 11:55 and 11:59

by T-Money February 27, 2008

FUDC

Acronym for Fight United District Clones. However, it implies "F@#$ you, D.C.!"

Started in Baltimore, circa 1997 as a backlash against being viewed as Washington, D.C.'s inferior.

"Lets go to the Ottobar and Fight United District Clones! FUDC!"
*(Note: Ottobar is a bar in Baltimore)

by T-money August 15, 2004

skeeter

some blue dude on doug who queefs a lot

aw skeeter stop queefing

by T-Money May 1, 2003

deux tipson

French for two tipsin. Is said unnecissarily at times during the day. Can bug people if said too often.

1:"Hey what did you do today?"
2:"Not much"
1:"Oh ya. Deux tipson, deux tipson"

by T-Money March 31, 2005

john wick

Fuckin killing somebody, and everything they love for messing with your dog.

Comes from the movie John Wick where an ex-assassin goes on a rampage because some mafia thugs killed his dog.

Person 1: That lady tried to smack my dog.
Person 2: wtf? For real?
Person 1: Yea I was about to go John Wick on her ass.

by T-money January 24, 2015

T-Money

A 1 dollar bill with Mr.T on the the front and the A-Team van on the back. Always drink your milk ya fuckers!

T-Money is cool

by T-Money May 1, 2003

Plump Monkey

This term comes from the dirty south. Most common in Atlanta, plump monkeys are fat women, usually in their 20s, that feel like when intoxicated that are no longer fat, but supermodels, and feel they are good enough to talk to good looking men. They usually hang around the bar and squeeze their fat breasts together in hopes that someone will buy them a drink, when what they really need is a Diet Coke or a swify kick in the crotch.

"Hey dogg, is that missy elliot over there?"
"nah man, its just some plump monkey that looks like her"

by T-Money March 30, 2004