cump

to fuck a girl the night before dumping her.

Tonight is the night I'm gonna cump her.

by T-money April 28, 2004

stocktons

Short shorts that were popular a long time ago. John Stockton, former point guard of the Utah Jazz, is the only person who refused to stop wearing them. While we make think they look ridiculous, he does have the tannest upper thigh of any nba player in history. At one point in the latw 80s, he was the sexiest man alive. Women wanted him, men wanted to be him. But now, despite his multiple nba all time records, his name has become a synonym for short shorts and homosexuals who wear them. This led John to kill himself. Or at least it should

"Yo, look at that nillas stocktons, make fun of his punk ass"
"I can dog, hes my boss"

"Nice stocktons, but I can see your balls"

"John Stockton called, he wants his shorts back"

by T-Money March 31, 2004

fat shit dick licker

when you take a shit and try to blow yourself

Zack stop being a fat shit dick licker!

by T-MONEY May 05, 2003

about

almost, but not equal to

'I will order the pizza about 12 o clock'

meaning the pizza will be ordered somewhere between 11:55 and 11:59

by T-Money February 27, 2008

floozie

a women that can be bought and wont mind it

Lets get ourselves a floozie tonight, yo

by T-Money October 01, 2003

foam hunk diving

a game in which you lump into a pile of foam hunks

lets go foam hunk dive

by T-MONEY May 01, 2003

T-Money

A 1 dollar bill with Mr.T on the the front and the A-Team van on the back. Always drink your milk ya fuckers!

T-Money is cool

by T-Money May 01, 2003