T-Money's definitions

fat shit dick licker

when you take a shit and try to blow yourself

Zack stop being a fat shit dick licker!

by T-MONEY May 5, 2003

john Kerry

a liberal senator who is the democratic representative for the presidential election. He is also the biggest jerk-off ever. He should pack up and take his two-faced ass to France where he will fit in. Him and edwards hug more then any couple i've ever seen and in europe its okay for men to kiss each other.

His whole Career as a politician

by t-money August 18, 2006

foam hunk diving

a game in which you lump into a pile of foam hunks

lets go foam hunk dive

by T-MONEY May 1, 2003

stocktons

Short shorts that were popular a long time ago. John Stockton, former point guard of the Utah Jazz, is the only person who refused to stop wearing them. While we make think they look ridiculous, he does have the tannest upper thigh of any nba player in history. At one point in the latw 80s, he was the sexiest man alive. Women wanted him, men wanted to be him. But now, despite his multiple nba all time records, his name has become a synonym for short shorts and homosexuals who wear them. This led John to kill himself. Or at least it should

"Yo, look at that nillas stocktons, make fun of his punk ass"
"I can dog, hes my boss"

"Nice stocktons, but I can see your balls"

"John Stockton called, he wants his shorts back"

by T-Money March 31, 2004

Kill Woutney

An alias for a big crybaby. He uses this alias for any references to him on the internet, for fear is immaculate repuation would be ruined.

"Who is that gay dude over there telling people God doesnt exist?"
"oh, thats Kill Woutney"

by T-Money March 30, 2004

Babu

Babu is a middle easern term, roughly translated "the precious one." Conventionally, it is used to describe things that have exceeding understood qualities, and can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb.

This weed is Babu, for sheezy!
Check out this nice car, its a real Babu.
I've been savin up 3 grand so i can Babu my crib!

by t-money January 18, 2005

what the beebo?

a thing you say when you see something wierd

what the beebo. thet lama is humping a tree

by T-MONEY May 1, 2003