T-Money's definitions
This term comes from the dirty south. Most common in Atlanta, plump monkeys are fat women, usually in their 20s, that feel like when intoxicated that are no longer fat, but supermodels, and feel they are good enough to talk to good looking men. They usually hang around the bar and squeeze their fat breasts together in hopes that someone will buy them a drink, when what they really need is a Diet Coke or a swify kick in the crotch.
"Hey dogg, is that missy elliot over there?"
"nah man, its just some plump monkey that looks like her"
"nah man, its just some plump monkey that looks like her"
by T-Money March 30, 2004
Get the Plump Monkeymug. by T-Money October 1, 2003
Get the flooziemug. Fuckin killing somebody, and everything they love for messing with your dog.
Comes from the movie John Wick where an ex-assassin goes on a rampage because some mafia thugs killed his dog.
Comes from the movie John Wick where an ex-assassin goes on a rampage because some mafia thugs killed his dog.
Person 1: That lady tried to smack my dog.
Person 2: wtf? For real?
Person 1: Yea I was about to go John Wick on her ass.
Person 2: wtf? For real?
Person 1: Yea I was about to go John Wick on her ass.
by T-money January 24, 2015
Get the john wickmug.