T-Dog jenkins's definitions

cabbage night

A term for the night before Halloween used in Vermont. This night is referred to as mischief night in many parts of the United States. On Cabbage Night, children who live in rural areas (i.e. the entire state) go out into the crops and collect rotten veggies. Then they go to the homes of prominent people in town: wealthy old spinsters that don't out candy, the town banker who forcloses on family farms, or the fucker that runs the general store. Don't get me started at that sum bitch. He thinks he can get a buck fifty for a fucking pepsi. All he's gonna get from me in a cabbage through the windshield of his Dodge.

Cabbage Night is fun.

by T-Dog Jenkins July 28, 2005

hayseed

derogatory term for a rural member of the American working class. This cutesy term has a demonizing impact on class consciousness, segregating the rural worker from his urban counterpart.

Hayseeds go back to the country, never to be heard from again.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 16, 2005

birkenstocks

slippers for lesbians

The gym teacher wore birkenstocks to the sleepover.

by T-Dog Jenkins January 23, 2005

Gatorade

Thirstaide, for that deep down body thirst.

I urinate in my gatorade bottles when i finish them. I help the universe.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 20, 2005

Methuen

Is a shithole. It is the home of all the poor white folks in Massachusetts, also known as Massholes. They all suck at reading.
Methuen is a fucking shithole

Methuen is a shithole.

by T-Dog Jenkins January 16, 2005

hooky

ditching school, when you are a minor.

Huck, let's play hooky and go fishing.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 8, 2005

Tombs

Also known as the Manhattan House of Detention for Men; was located on Centre Street. The Tombs is no longer in operation; they send you straight to Sing Sing.

Jim Carroll spent many a nights in the Tombs.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 7, 2005