Impossible Love

To not be unable to get to someone or thing

Impossible Love, I just can't get to you; Impossible Love, I'm so tangled up in blue.

by T-Dog Jenkins January 03, 2005

Gee

a polite contraction of "Jesus Christ" used as an exclamation by people born before the advent of birth control pills.

Gee! I stubbed my toe.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 01, 2005

Pont Champlain

The bridge one takes into Montreal if you are headed in from the Southside of the island. This is known as Anglo-Soul Glo-After the Party it's off to the bowling alley with Sally, Chief O'Malley, and Rand-McNally, Cali. That is, if you just ate a sheet of pot-brownies like I did.

I took Pont Champlain into Montreal. It was the most beautiful bridge I rode on all day. Believe me, I seen a lot of fucking bridges today, Daddy.

by T-Dog Jenkins December 28, 2005

bloodylegs

also known as "ol' bloodylegs," this disease is noteworthy for several reasons, yet I only know of one. This disease causes one's legs to bleed, causing a decreased amount of blood in one's body and an increased amount on one's pants. This disease is common in Wyoming.

I suffer from bloodylegs; it would be better if I wore shorts all year.

by T-Dog Jenkins April 24, 2005

Gatorade

Thirstaide, for that deep down body thirst.

I urinate in my gatorade bottles when i finish them. I help the universe.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 20, 2005

Texas Bubble Gum Machine

A state trooper's car, usually from the Lone Star State. The term became popularized in the film "Smokey and the Bandit."

We just passed a Texas Bubble Gum Machine at 100 Miles Per Hour.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 24, 2005

hayseed

derogatory term for a rural member of the American working class. This cutesy term has a demonizing impact on class consciousness, segregating the rural worker from his urban counterpart.

Hayseeds go back to the country, never to be heard from again.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 16, 2005