T-BONE's definitions

quill

shocking. Causing pain as well as consternation.

by T-Bone October 28, 2003

Slay-up

A reference to the 20th century Slovokian Slayer who maimed his victims with tire irons.
A call to arms.

They broke into my house, now im gonna call up some homeboys and we're gonna slay-up

by T-Bone October 28, 2003

I guarantee it!

A term meaning "I agree!", however used by old men and/or young men. Idealy, women could use it also, however that has yet to be seen. Mostly used when no guarantee is in sight or even possible.

"It's cold outside!" "I guarantee it!"

by T-Bone February 11, 2004

ass master

A male who is obsessed with all things ass. Male, Female, animal... you name it. If it has an ass, he wants to stick it.

Brent is such an ass master.

by T-Bone March 7, 2003

talk to the hand

Phrase used in combination with a hand gesture intended to convey the message: "I am enjoying my ignorance. Please do not ruin it by discussing facts or logic with me." Used primarily by low-brow talk show guests and other adults who read at a third grade level.

Mother to 13 year old daughter who dresses like a cheap whore: "Come on honey, get the makeover, you dress like a hoochie."
Daughter: "No. I look fine. Talk to the hand."

by T-Bone September 2, 2003

dangoldesque

a style of macro photography, usually taken from a low persepective, displaying excellent composition and detail

The photo of the rat and the beer can is very dangoldesque, taken close to the subject and exhibiting great composition.

by T-Bone April 5, 2005

stallown3d

The dawning of realization that Sylvester Stallone is King and you are worthless in comparison, deserving nothing more than to miserably exist while wallowing in your own filth.

You Got Stallown3d! Bitch.

by T-bone April 7, 2005