T-BONE's definitions

oasis

The genius founders of great rock n' roll in our day and age, and laid the stonework in which more bands should follow. Noel and Liam rule!

Oasis will LIVE FOREVER!

by T-Bone January 11, 2005

mowhowzer

n: a cigarette
v: to mow: the act of smoking

n: i would pel my dick for a mowhowzer
v: lets go mow before we take that run; I gotta get my blood pumpin'

by T-Bone July 9, 2003

flaming pele

A man will light the pubic hair of his female partner ablaze and then douse said blaze with a spectacular bicycle kick, to the adoration of tens of thousands of screaming fans.

Clay tried to give his woman a Flaming Pele, but had a coronary embolism and Zaz had to do the kick part. You shoulda seen the burnt pubes fly.

by T-Bone April 21, 2003

red sea

it is the vagina

Ya dude, last night i finally opened Sarah's Red Sea

by T-Bone March 10, 2004

super balls

The ability to have sex with any woman no matter how ugly, skanky, sweaty, chubby, poor, flat, wrinkled, bitchy, stinky, or hairy.

Did you see that stinky, chubby, skank that Chad hooked up with...he must have super balls

by T-Bone February 14, 2005

butthurt

When an inconsiderate asshole causes you pain or grief that starts at your heart and drops to your ass; upset; hurt; let down; mad; etc.

Santino was all butthurt because I didn't make him feel special.

by T-Bone October 2, 2003

Ricockulous

When something is so ridiculous, that it merrits the addition of a cock, mid word!

He banged her mom? That's ricockulous!

by T-bone April 22, 2004