T-BONE's definitions

Floppy Sausage-Wallet

1. Name of a vagina belonging to an unusually slutty woman, owing reference to the fact that her external genetalia looks stretched and floppy, and appropriate for hiding sausage.

I took that skanky swamp donkey home and shoved my hog in her floppy sausage-wallet.

by T-bone February 2, 2004

The Hook

Making the form of a hook with one's index finger. This is a little piece of sign language prevalent in prisons. Basically your prison bitch uses "the hook" to latch onto your belt loop or lets "the hook" be seen so the other inmates know he is someone's bitch.

Steve Ford is showing the hook, that's because he's Tim's bitch.

by T-Bone December 3, 2003

oasis

The genius founders of great rock n' roll in our day and age, and laid the stonework in which more bands should follow. Noel and Liam rule!

Oasis will LIVE FOREVER!

by T-Bone January 11, 2005

mowhowzer

n: a cigarette
v: to mow: the act of smoking

n: i would pel my dick for a mowhowzer
v: lets go mow before we take that run; I gotta get my blood pumpin'

by T-Bone July 9, 2003

flaming pele

A man will light the pubic hair of his female partner ablaze and then douse said blaze with a spectacular bicycle kick, to the adoration of tens of thousands of screaming fans.

Clay tried to give his woman a Flaming Pele, but had a coronary embolism and Zaz had to do the kick part. You shoulda seen the burnt pubes fly.

by T-Bone April 21, 2003

quill

shocking. Causing pain as well as consternation.

by T-Bone October 28, 2003

Slay-up

A reference to the 20th century Slovokian Slayer who maimed his victims with tire irons.
A call to arms.

They broke into my house, now im gonna call up some homeboys and we're gonna slay-up

by T-Bone October 28, 2003