T-BONE's definitions

flaming pele

A man will light the pubic hair of his female partner ablaze and then douse said blaze with a spectacular bicycle kick, to the adoration of tens of thousands of screaming fans.

Clay tried to give his woman a Flaming Pele, but had a coronary embolism and Zaz had to do the kick part. You shoulda seen the burnt pubes fly.

by T-Bone April 21, 2003

mowhowzer

n: a cigarette
v: to mow: the act of smoking

n: i would pel my dick for a mowhowzer
v: lets go mow before we take that run; I gotta get my blood pumpin'

by T-Bone July 9, 2003

child skin

Also known as FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area). This occurs after some very unattractive women have children. After they give birth, they have excess skin above their vagina. Hence the term, child skin.

"She gave good head, but her child skin was sagging to the grownd."

by T-Bone March 7, 2003

pussy whipped

When one is a slave to coochie and is completely owned and controlled by the coochie's owner.

While vacationing in New York City, Adam (The Bitch) was so pussy whipped he went to a lame ass broadway show and drank a Cosmopolitan intead of taking his woman to ESPN Zone and watching sports and drinking beer. And he still didn't get any cause she has pussy control...and his balls.

by T-bone January 24, 2005

nilla

A racial slur for a white person.

That crazy nilla put his money into a low-load mutual fund.

by T-Bone May 22, 2003

chingling

The origination of the metalic sound in your pocket on payday.The metalic substance that you find in your pocket at the club after the 20s are gone and
you need a drink. chingling, changlang,change

"Do you have any chingling?"
"Whats up whith the chingling, its friday?"
"there ait no chingling up in here!!"

by T-Bone August 24, 2004

Brett Jan

To jump from one bed to another, a great distance away.

"He just jumped to that bed and pulled a Brett Jan."

by T-Bone April 18, 2005