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Willy Wifebeater

A guy that thinks he's tougher than you because he wears a wife beater even though they were only cool for a week or two back in 1996. This is usually accompanied by a series of unoriginal tatoos that can be found on any kid that dropped out of high school between the years 1992-1997
Nice tatoo Willy Wifebeater...oh shit run he's gonna kick our ass!
by T-Bone February 14, 2005
mugGet the Willy Wifebeatermug.

I guarantee it!

A term meaning "I agree!", however used by old men and/or young men. Idealy, women could use it also, however that has yet to be seen. Mostly used when no guarantee is in sight or even possible.
by T-Bone February 11, 2004
mugGet the I guarantee it!mug.

stallown3d

The dawning of realization that Sylvester Stallone is King and you are worthless in comparison, deserving nothing more than to miserably exist while wallowing in your own filth.
You Got Stallown3d! Bitch.
by T-bone April 7, 2005
mugGet the stallown3dmug.

talk to the hand

Phrase used in combination with a hand gesture intended to convey the message: "I am enjoying my ignorance. Please do not ruin it by discussing facts or logic with me." Used primarily by low-brow talk show guests and other adults who read at a third grade level.
Mother to 13 year old daughter who dresses like a cheap whore: "Come on honey, get the makeover, you dress like a hoochie."
Daughter: "No. I look fine. Talk to the hand."
by T-Bone September 2, 2003
mugGet the talk to the handmug.

red sea

it is the vagina
Ya dude, last night i finally opened Sarah's Red Sea
by T-Bone March 10, 2004
mugGet the red seamug.

super balls

The ability to have sex with any woman no matter how ugly, skanky, sweaty, chubby, poor, flat, wrinkled, bitchy, stinky, or hairy.
Did you see that stinky, chubby, skank that Chad hooked up with...he must have super balls
by T-Bone February 14, 2005
mugGet the super ballsmug.

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