T-BONE's definitions

I guarantee it!

A term meaning "I agree!", however used by old men and/or young men. Idealy, women could use it also, however that has yet to be seen. Mostly used when no guarantee is in sight or even possible.

"It's cold outside!" "I guarantee it!"

by T-Bone February 11, 2004

ass master

A male who is obsessed with all things ass. Male, Female, animal... you name it. If it has an ass, he wants to stick it.

Brent is such an ass master.

by T-Bone March 7, 2003

nut-sac-dance

When a squirrel dances and taps his feet to a little tune while his ball bag swings back and forth. or:

When you get overly excited about something but don't want to overtly express your joy.

zone-x.com/deez_nutz as an example

I was chillin when I found out I got the job. All night I was doing the nut-sac-dance!

by T-bone May 2, 2003